On the thickest anthology of ecumenical scriptures you can find, I
swear this is true: I was in South Florida a few months ago, and
happened to see a fifty-year-old man out in front of his house in the
middle of the day, plainly visible from the street, hosing his driveway
down, dressed only in white cotton briefs and a sleeveless undershirt.

It
wasn’t for vanity that he was so scantily attired. Maybe it was the
heat. He was as chubby as a snowman, with approximately the same
complexion. The tighty-whities looked as if they’d long since passed
the age at which undergarments are eligible for retirement and now, no
longer all that tight or white, were too old even to really enjoy the
benefits of seniority on the job. The undershirt, stretched as taut as
a sausage casing, made me think “Kowalski”—not Stanley Kowalski from A Streetcar Named Desire, but Kowalski the deli meat company.

How
does this happen? I asked myself. Here’s a man so bereft of personal
pride in his physical appearance that he’s out in public dressed only
in his unmentionables—and yet his pride of homeownership is strong
enough that he washes his driveway.

The more I
thought about him over the course of that day and the days to come, the
more my bewilderment gave way to a kind of admiration. I started to
want what that guy has: A disregard for other people’s opinions, an
idiosyncratic but sincere set of values, a place of my own, and the
compulsive need to keep it ship-shape.

But I’ve decided I’m
going to go about it a little differently. I’m not going to settle for
washing my driveway, deck, sidewalk and siding with a common garden
hose. I’m going to get myself the Karcher 1700 psi Electric Pressure
Washer.

With two spray wands and an onboard detergent tank,
this pressure washer will help me keep my homestead gleaming like the
day construction was finished. For tough jobs, I’ll attach the included
DirtBlaster® Spray Wand and blast dirt and oil into oblivion. For
somewhat gentler cleaning, I’ll use the included Vario Power Spray
Wand, and adjust the pressure by hand.

Its ergonomic
design will be easy to maneuver, and I’ll even be able to draw water
from a standing source, so I can wash things that a hose can’t reach.
Yeah, I’ll take that pudgy, nearly-naked Floridian’s game to a whole
new level.

Oh, and instead of white cotton briefs and an
undershirt, I think I’ll do my power-washing in fishnet stockings,
garters and a fire-engine red bustier. ‘Cause I gotta be me, you know?

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Upright, ergonomic design that is easy to maneuver.
• You can draw water from a standing source, a feature that comes in handy when a water faucet isn’t available.
• Much quieter than a gasoline pressure washer and certified by CSA International for safety,
• Perfect for residential neighborhoods and subdivisions.
• Onboard detergent tank makes cleaning with detergents such as Karcher’s SoapPacs a snap
• Total stop function on trigger gun: motor only runs while you spray, reducing noise and power consumption
• Use the included Dirtblaster® spray wand to clean heavily soiled brick, stone, concrete, metal and other non-delicate surfaces.
• For
  less intense cleaning, use the adjustable Vario Power Spray (VPS) Wand.
  Simply dial up the amount of pressure you wish to use. Twist to the
  lowest setting to automatically apply detergent.

Technical Specifications:

• Operating Pressure: 1700 PSI
• Power Supply: 120V / 60 Hz Induction Motor
• Water Volume: 1.5 GPM, Direct-Drive Axial Pump
• Maximum Water Inlet Temp: 104° F
• Weight w/o Accessories: 30 lbs
• Dimensions (L x W x H): 10” x 13” x 33”

In the box:

• Pressure Washer
• Bayonet Trigger Gun with Child Safety Lock
• Vario Power Spray (VPS) Wand
• DirtBlaster® Spray Wand
• 25 Ft. High Pressure Hose
• Detergent Tank
• Integrated Hose, Trigger Gun and Spray Wand Holder

Well my name is Logi and I’m here to say
That I can rock the party in the flattest of ways
I’m flatter than the tax that Steve Forbes advocates
I’m flatter than the landscape of the Sunflower State
I’m flatter than a stone that you skip in the tide
I’m flat as Nancy Reagan on the post-op side
And there’s just one thing that I forgot to mention
I’m so flat it’s like I almost have just two dimensions
But I can bust the jams and kick the funky fresh bass
So you can party ‘til you’re flat too—flat on your face
Somebody say hoooo
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Optimize your sound via the stereo NXT flat-panel technology for excellent stereo sound and enhanced bass.
• Only 1.24″ thick! Perfect for taking with you wherever you go
• Protective cover. No carrying case required.
• Integrated cable management. For clutter-free, easy storage.
• Flexible device options. Use with most laptops and portable MP3/CD players.
• Operates
  with AC adapter (included) or four AA batteries (not included).
• Ultra
  long battery life enables you to listen to your favorite tunes for over
  45 hours
• Unique speaker cover rotates to function as a stand

OK, one more time: here’s how it’s gonna go down. After lights out,
Ox is gonna start howling that he’s got a stomach ache. When the screws
take Ox to the infirmary, Tran, you hit “record” on the NavTour NT147 and use the voice-recording feature to capture them talking into the voice-recognition door lock. Then pass the NT147
to Hudson. Hudson, after a little while, you start yelling that your
stomach hurts, too. They’re serving shrimp in the mess hall tonight, so
they’ll be expecting some food poisoning cases.

This time, when the guards show up, Hudson hits ‘em with the NavTour NT147.
Luther, you jump out of your bunk and give Hudson a hand knocking the
screws out. Then me and Tran’ll put on their uniforms, use the
recording to get past the voice lock, and go to the control room, where
we’ll open all the doors in this cell block and the gates to the
outside. Luther and Hudson, you take me and Tran “hostage” in case
anybody gives us any trouble along the way out. Just north of the pen,
in the forest, there’s a tree with a Confederate flag carved into it.
We can all look at the JPG of it on the NT147’s picture viewer, so we know what we’re looking for. Those of us who make it out, meet up at that tree.

We’ve got an old school bus stashed in the Costco parking lot six miles west of there. With its pre-loaded NAVTEQ maps, 12-channel GPS receiver, and swivel antenna, the NT147
will show us how to get there. We just need to remember to turn off the
voice prompts so the dogs won’t hear us. Everybody in? Good, good. I
think we’ve got a plan here. But first, we gotta get the NavTour NT147 out of Luther’s body cavity.

Warranty: One Year Manufacturer

Features:

• 3.5” high resolution color TFT touch screen display.
• Resolution: 240 (W) X 320 (H) dot
• Includes photo viewer, voice recorder, alarm clock, and MP3 music player.
• High-sensitivity integrated GPS receiver by Centrality
  w/ Voice Prompt Turn-by-Turn Directions.
• NAVIGON navigation system
• Preloaded with detailed maps of U.S. & Canada on SD Card.
• Offers a 3D mapping perspective, or 2D overhead view.
• Expansion Slot: SD Card
• Memory: SDRAM 64MB; Flash ROM 32MB
• USB-Client 1.1, 12Mbps, Mini type B
• Built-in speaker
• Dimensions: 4.64” (L) X 2.72” (W) X 0.61” (H)
• Truly Lightweight at only 5.6 ounces
• Remote control provides easy adjustment and quick control.
• Battery Type: 1400 mAh(Min) Rechargeable
• Power Source: Input: AC100 - 240V, 50 – 60Hz; Output: DC5V, 1A

In the box:

• GPS
• Car Holder
• USB Cable
• Travel Charger
• USB Car Charger
• External Antenna
• SD Card
• Remote Control
• Leather Case
• Manual
• Quick Star Guide

Generic 83107 12pc Screwdriver Set. Request to purchase. Invocation of
traditional public figure. Rhetorical question? Amusing answer.
Callback to initial comment. Repetition of Generic 83107 12pc
Screwdriver Set. Closing banter.

Warranty: 90 days

Includes:

• 1/4” x 4” Slotted tip
• 3/16” x 3” Slotted tip
• 1/8” x 2 1/2” Slotted tip
• 1/4” x 1 1/2” Slotted tip
• #2×4” Phillips
• #1×3” Phillips
• #0×2 1/2” Phillips
• #2×1 1/2” Phillips
• T10 x 3” Star
• T15 x 3” Star
• #2 X 1/4” offset
• #1 X 3/16” offset

Once there was a man who fell in love with a mountain. Every day he would go outside with his Canon DC100 digital camcorder and film her long, lush inclines, admiring the way she reached up into the sky.

The DC100’s
built-in image stabilizer kept his hand steady, so when he showed her
to his friends she would never look blurry or unprofessional. Some days
he would use the 25x optical zoom lens to discover her secret caves and
the lush shrubbery on her northern face. Some days he would just step
back from her base and try to find the perfect shot.

In his house, he had hours and hours of footage. The Canon DC100 digital camcorder, after all, could record directly to DVD. He could just aim and shoot, and the DC100 would find the blank space. No risk of tape-overs, no risk of lost footage. The DC100 also let him review and assemble playlists on the fly, a bit like editing a movie, and with the DC100’s
16:9 letterbox recording capacity, he was able to film every inch of
her, from clouds to grass. Some nights after dark he would sit under an
oak tree and look at her shining on the 2.7” LCD
screen. He never said a word but, to himself, he never lost hope of
finding just one shot, one single shot, that would explain to the world
the joy he felt when he could smell her icy peaks, wrapped like a
present in the fresh wind that rolled down her slope.

When
he was very old, one of his few remaining friends found him at the
little cabin he built in her shadow. His backpack full of the 3” DC100 -R/-RW
discs that were able to hold 30 minutes in standard mode and 60 minutes
in long play mode and he was slumped over the kitchen table. They took
his body and his footage back into town.

For days, there was nothing around the mountain but relentless, mournful rain.

Warranty: 90 days Canon

Features:

• Digital video camera that records straight to 3-inch DVD-R/RW media
• 25x optical zoom with built-in image stabilizer; 2.7-inch LCD screen
• Canon’s DIGIC DV image processor for vivid video and exceptional color quality
• Widescreen Button lets you switch from standard 4:3 to 16:9 Widescreen Mode
• Level Shot Control provides horizontal gridlines in the viewfinder for more professional framing
• Dolby Digital 2 Channel Audio ensures your audio quality is as good as your image quality.
• Built-in
  Lens Cover means you never have to go looking for your lens cover
  again. Plus, you don’t have the bother of your lens cap dangling from
  your camcorder.
• 2.7-Inch LCD Screen
  with Backlight makes it easy to compose and review your shots. The
  backlight feature gives you a bright, easy-to-see screen, even in
  direct sunlight.
• Easy Color Menu System has been newly designed, making it easy for you to operate your DC100.
• Digital Effects/Fades add professional looking touches to your videos.
• Selectable Display Languages gives you the choice of English, as well as 11 additional languages

Technical Details:

• Image sensor: 1/6-inch CCD, approximately 680,000 pixels
• Effective still image resolution: Approximately 450,000 pixels
• Effective
  movie resolution: Approximately 340,000 pixels (4:3), 450,000 pixels
  (16:9 with image stabilization off), 400,000 pixels (16:9 with image
  stabilization on)
• Maximum recording time: Single-sided 1.4
  GB: 20 minutes (XP), 30 minutes (SP), 60 minutes (LP); double-sided 2.8
  GB: 40 minutes (XP), 60 minutes (SP), 120 minutes (LP)
• Lens: f=2.6 to 65 millimeters, f1.8
• Minimum illumination: 2 lux using night mode
• Recommended illumination: More than 100 lux
• Viewfinder: 0.3-inch TFT color, approximately 123,000 pixels
• LCD screen: 2.7-inch TFT color, approximately 112,000 pixels
• Recording media: DVD-R/RW
• Audio: Dolby Digital 2-channel (AC-3 2-channel)
• Digital video features: DIGIC DV, level shot control, smooth zoom control
• Zoom: 25x optical and 1000x digital
• Aspect ratio: True 16:9 widescreen
• Supported
  languages: English, Japanese, French, German, Spanish, Russian,
  Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Korean, Italian, Polish and
  Thai
• Dimensions: 2.4×3.4×5.0 inches excluding protrusions
• Weight: 14.5 ounces (not including lens and battery pack)

In the box:

• Canon DC100 camcorder
• compact power adapter
• battery pack
• stereo/video cable
• Owners manual

Wait, wait – you’re not still walking around with a Bluetooth headset on just one
ear, are you? Wow. Man. Really? Because all the cool kids these days
are two-earing it. I mean, if you only wear your headset on one ear,
people standing on the other side of you don’t know you’re a ‘toother.
You’re only reaching half of your audience.

Not only does the
Kyocera Bluetooth Stereo Headset bring your mobile calls and wireless
music to both of your ears, it lets everybody in a 360-degree radius
know that you’re caught up in the Bluetooth zeitgeist. It features
touch controls for answering calls, listening to MP3s, and switching
between the two – just give ‘em a poke or two to make yourself even
more conspicuous. There’s no point to wearing a Bluetooth headset if
you can’t show it off to as many people as possible. With the Kyocera Bluetooth Stereo Headset, now there are two sides to every ‘tooth.

Warranty: One Year Manufacturer

Specifications:

• Seamlessly switch from listening to music to answering a call at the touch of a button
• Works with all music A2DP handsets and MP3 compatible devices (3.5mm adapter sold separately)
• Built-in controls to move forward or back on the play list
• Voice Recognition dialing and one-touch redial
• Music Control at the touch of a button
• Bluetooth Spec: 1.2
• Weight: 51 grams
• Talk time: Up to 15 hours
• Standby time: Up to 300 hours
• Profile: A2DP, Handsfree, headset
• Convenient adjustable neckband to position the device for greater comfort
• Up to 15 hours talk time and 300 hours standby
• Compliant with Bluetooth® v1.2 devices
• Includes USB charger

Sometimes I look around this arsenic mine at my fellow humans, toiling away under the lash to provide sustenance for our alien masters, and I remember: it didn’t have to be this way. We could’ve resisted. We could’ve stopped the creeping takeover before all of humanity was enslaved by ruthless, inhuman creatures from beyond the stars. If only we’d known back in 2008 that one of our presidential candidates was an alien.

I mean, there had to be signs, right? Surely a shape-shifting, arsenic-eating extraterrestrial cant pursue a public vocation like politics without dropping a few hints here and there. Think about all the news footage, all the public appearances, all those debates…maybe if more of us had had TV’s like the Philips 23” Widescreen HD Ready LCD TV, somebody could’ve spotted something to alert us to the off-worlder in our midst.

If I really concentrate, I can just barely remember the sharp HD resolution and natural colors of the Philips 23” LCD, in all its 16:9, 720p glory. What secrets did its outstanding picture quality reveal? If we’d all gotten a good, hi-def look into those bestial eyes, we’d have sensed the callous, savage heart beating behind them.

To think, we were troubled by its lack of a built-in HD tuner! Almost everybody who had this TV was running a satellite, cable, or TiVo signal to it anyway. Remember those skeptics who dismissed this TV because it didn’t have HDMI, ignoring the fact that it does have DVI with HDCP and component HD connections? I guess they have bigger things to complain about now. The fools! If every American had had a Philips 23” Widescreen HD Ready LCD TV, Earth would be free today!

But no. The alien won the election, and from its position of power, managed to insidiously lower Earth’s defenses. The space creatures were able to waltz right in, or do whatever variation of the waltz is done with five legs. And now, here we are, scraping arsenic from the rock walls until we collapse from the fumes, brutalized, starving, degraded. If only my voice could reach into the past and raise the cry: “Aliens are among us! Look closely at your Philips 23” Widescreen HD Ready LCD TVs! It’s Earth’s only hope! Don’t vote for the senator from-” Wait, what state was it? New York? Tennessee? Illinois? Or wait – should that be governor? Or was it mayor? So hard to remember now…ah well, it’s too late to make any difference.

Warranty: One year

Features:

• Vivid, natural and razor sharp images
• High-definition LCD WXGA display, 1366×768p
• HDTV Monitor for the highest quality display of HDTV signals
• Crystal Clear III for natural images with enhanced quality
• 3D combfilter separates colors for a razor-sharp image
• Exciting and lifelike sound
• Incredible Surround™ for enhanced audio enjoyment
• Slim, stylish design to complement your interior
• Compact and slim design that fits in every room
• PC input lets you also use your TV as a PC monitor
• Auto Picture to personalize your viewing
• Auto Sound uses pre-defined sound settings for better sound

Specifications:

• Aspect ratio: 16×9 Widescreen
• Brightness: 500 cd/m²
• Contrast ratio (typical): 450:1
• Diagonal screen size: 23 inch / 58 cm
• Display screen type: LCD WXGA Active Matrix TFT
• Picture enhancement: Crystal Clear III, Progressive Scan, Sharpness Adjustment, 3D Combfilter
• Screen enhancement: Anti-Reflection coated screen
• Viewing angle (H / V): 140 / 125 degree
• Panel resolution: 1366×768p
• Response time (typical): 16 ms
• Sound System: Mono, Stereo, SAP
• Output power (RMS): 2×5W
• Sound Enhancement: Incredible Surround
• Built-in speakers: 2
• Ease of Installation: Automatic Tuning System (ATS), Autostore, Fine Tuning, PLL Digital Tuning
• Ease of Use: AutoPicture, AutoSound, Menu Control, On Screen Display, Top Controls, Auto Volume Leveller (AVL)
• Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF
• TV system: NTSC, PAL N, PAL M
• Video Playback: NTSC, PAL
• Tuner Display: PLL

Connectivity

• F-Type (75 ohm)
• PC Audio in
• PC-In VGA
• DVI-D
• Analog audio Left/Right out
• Composite video (CVBS) out
• AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr (2fh)
• AV 2: Audio L/R in, Component Video in
• AV 3: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video Y/C
• Number of AV connections: 3

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Broadxent 8601 Cable Modem’s Blurbs

About me:
Um, I never know what to write for these things! I’m just a cable modem who likes a good laugh and a fast Internet connection. I’m CableLabs certified to meet DOCSIS1.1 standards for ubiquitous interoperability. I like to think I’m easy to setup through either Ethernet or USB connections. And I’m working on a screenplay.

Who I’d like to meet:
Willie Nelson, Stephen Colbert, Maura Tierney, A&M football fans (Gig’em Aggies!), and YOU!

Broadxent 8601 Cable Modem’s Interests
General: quality service, IP multicasting, privacy, security, speed
Music: Hannah Montana, The Bravery, Mastodon, Michael Bolton
Movies: War Games, The Cable Guy
Television: all of it!
Books: no thanks!
Heroes: the AT&T 202 Data-Phone. It forged the path that all of us modems follow today.

Broadxent 8601 Cable Modem’s Details
Status: Single
Orientation: No
Body type: Stacked
Hometown: probably somewhere in China
Religion: Wiccan
Zodiac Sign: SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
Smoke / Drink: only when I drink / only when I smoke
Education: only when I smoke and drink

Warranty: 90 Day Woot

Features:

• DOCSIS 1.1 certification by CableLabs® for ubiquitous interoperability
• Space saving and flexible size for easy placement
• Ethernet or USB connectivity for maximum ease of installation and choice
• Easy to read front-panel LEDs
• Always-on broadband connection, no telephone line needed
• High performance data rate, connection time and reliable operation

Downstream

• Operating Frequency Range: 88-860 MHz
• Frequency Channel: HRC, IRC, STD
• Frequency Selection: Auto scanning
• Bandwidth: 6MHz
• Input Impedance: 75, Nominal
• Signal Level Range: -15 to +15 dBmV/64 QAM
• Modulation: 64 QAM/256 QAM
• Symbol Rate: 5.056941/5.360537 Msym/sec
• Maximum Data Rate: 42.88 Mbps/256 QAM 30.34 Mbps/64 QAM
• Forward Error Correction: RS (128, 122) / Trellis

Upstream

• Operating Frequency Range: 5-42 MHz
• Frequency Selection: Head-end controlled
• Bandwidth: Programmable (200xN kHz), N=1,2,4,8,16
• Input Impedance: 75, Nominal
• Signal Level Range: +8 to +58 dBmV/QPSK
• Modulation: QPSK/16 QAM
• Symbol Rate: 160/320/640/1280/2560 Ksym/sec
• Maximum Data Rate: 10.24 Mbps/16QAM 5.12 Mbps/QPSK
• Forward Error Correction: Reed Solomon
• Bit Error Rate (BER)
• 1X10-8 C/N=23.5 dB, 64 QAM with FEC 1X10-8 C/N=30 dB, 256 QAM with FEC, received power=-6BmV to +5dBmV 1X10-8 @ C/N=33 dB, 256QAM with FEC, received power=-15dBmV to -6dBmV

Networking

• IP/TCP/UDP/DHCP/ICMP/TFTP/SNMP/HTTP
• Transparent Bridging between Ethernet and USB inter face
• Up to 32 CPE MAC filters, 32 LLC filters, 32 IP filters
• Standard Compliance – DOCSIS 1.1, IEEE 802.3/Ethernet, USB 1.1
• LEDs – Power, PC, Cable, and Status
• Factory Reset – recessed factory setting restore button

Physical Interface

• Ethernet Inter face: 10/100 Base-T, auto sensing
• USB Inter face: Type B connector
• CATV Network Inter face: F-connector, coaxial
• AC Adapter: Input 120VAC, 60Hz, 25W. Output 12VDC, 1A

In the box:

• Cable Modem
• Ethernet Cable
• USB Cable
• Power Adapter
• CD ROM
• Quick Start Guide

How much would you expect to pay for a progressive scan DVD player? A hundred bucks? A hundred and twenty? Don’t answer. What if we told you we can get you that DVD player plus
four satellite front/rear speakers? What if we also throw in a center
dialogue speaker and a bumpin’ subwoofer for full 5.1 Dolby digital
surround sound?

Now how much would you expect to pay? $400? $500? Don’t answer yet.

What if we also told you that it comes with a programmable remote that can control up to four other devices—like your TV, VCR, or whatever? How much do you suppose we’d charge for that? A thousand dollars? Fifteen hundred? Don’t answer yet!

What
if, additionally, we emphasized the convenience of getting this stuff
all packaged together as one system, basically ready to watch, lacking
only the TV?

What if then we explained that we’d recently
lost everything in a flood, and that whatever you could afford, we’d
really appreciate it, and that it kills us to have to come to you like
this, but you just looked like such a kind and understanding person
that we knew you wouldn’t turn us away?

What if we told
you we heard Jaime Foxx has this exact same home theater system in his
guest room? What if we explained that purchasing non-essential
lifestyle-enhancement items like this one is how you can help keep
America’s economy thriving?

Now what do you think
we’d want for this home theater setup? Just your credit card number,
with no price specified? Some kind of “indecent proposal” arrangement?
Don’t answer yet!

What if we also said—wait, what? You saw the price already? Oh. Well.

No,
no, it’s fine, it’s just that we were hoping to build it up, and then
it’d be a lot lower than you—oh, whatever, it doesn’t matter now. Way
to totally ruin the surprise, peeker.

Warranty: 90 Day Manufacturer

Features:

• Advance Class D Amplifier for compact powerful sound
• DTS, Dolby Digital & Prologic II surround sound
• Progressive scan for razor sharp and flicker-free images
• Movies, DVD, DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/RW, (S)VCD
• Music CD, CDR/RW, MP3-CD
• Pictures, Picture CD (JPEG) with music (MP3) playback
• Easy set-up to initialize your total home entertainment
• Color-coded Easy-Fit connectors simplify setup
• Total Output Power: – Home Theater Mode: 700W – FTC: 330W – Front: 50W x 2 – Rear: 50W x 2 – Subwoofer: 80W
• Frequency Response: 180 Hz – 16 kHz / ±3 dB
• Signal-to-Noise Ratio: > 60 dB (A-weighted)
• Aux input sensitivity: 500 mV
• TV input sensitivity: 500 mV

Tuner Details:

• Tuning Range: FM: 87.5 – 108 MHz; AM: 530 – 1710 kHz
• 26 dB Queiting Sensitivity: FM 22 dBf
• 26 dB Quieting Sensitivity: AM 5000 uV/m
• IF Rejection Radio: FM: 60 dB; AM: 24 dB
• Signal-to-Noise Ratio: FM: 55 dB; AM: 40 dB
• AM Suppression Ratio: FM 30 dB
• Harmonic Distortion: FM Mono: 3%; FM Stereo: 3%; AM: 5%
• Frequency Response: FM 180 Hz – 10 kHz / ±6 dB
• Stereo Separation: FM 26 dB (1 kHz)
• Stereo Threshold: FM 23.5 dB

DVD Player Details:

• Video Decoding: MPEG-2 / MPEG-1
• Playable Discs: DVD/VCD/SVCD/Audio CD & Kodak/JPEG/MP3 on CD-R(W)
• Video DAC: 10 Bits
• Signal System: PAL / NTSC
• Video Format (Aspect Ratio): 4:3 / 16:9
• Video Signal-to-Noise Ratio: 50 dB (minimum)
• Audio DAC: 24 Bits / 96 kHz
• Frequency Response: 4Hz-20kHz (44.1 kHz); 4Hz-22kHz (48 kHz); 4Hz-44kHz (96 kHz)
• Dolby Digital: IEC 60958, IEC 61937

Rear I/O Connections:

• Speakers: Front L/R, Front Center, Rear L/R, Subwoofer
• Audio In: TV L/R, Aux L/R
• Line Out: L/R
• Digital Out: Coaxial
• Video Out
• S-Video Out
• YPbPr (Component/Progressive Video Out)
• AM & FM Antenna

Front/Rear Speakers:

• System: 2-way
• Impedance: 3 Ohms
• Speaker Drivers: 3-inch full range woofer, 1-inch conical dome tweeter
• Frequency response: 140 Hz – 20 kHz
• Dimensions: 3.66×6.65×2.56-inches (W x H x D)

Center Speaker:

• System: 2-way, magnetically shielded
• Impedance: 3 Ohms
• Speaker Drivers: 2×3-inch full range woofer, 1-inch conical dome tweeter
• Frequency Response: 140 Hz – 20 kHz
• Dimensions: 9.65×3.66×2.76-inches (W x H x D)

Passive Subwoofer:

• Impedance: 3 Ohms
• Speaker Drivers: 6.5-inch woofer
• Frequency Response: 40 Hz – 2 kHz
• Dimensions: 6.14×14.17×13.78-inches (W x H x D)

Power Requirements:

• Power Supply Rating: 120V / 60 Hz
• Power consumption: 180W

In the box:

• Philips HTS3400 Progressive Scan DVD Player/Tuner
• Four (4) satellite front/rear speakers
• One (1) center speaker
• One (1) subwoofer
• A/V composite cable
• AM antenna
• Remote control (powered by two “AA” batteries, NOT included)

At first glance, the Mustek MDC500 seems
like a typical low-end 5 megapixel digital camera, with standard
features like a camcorder function and an SD card slot. But we think
it’s a camera fit for a president – especially one of the current crop
of contenders. So we loaned each one of them a Mustek MDC500, and here’s what we found on them when we got them back:

Senatorbot Clintron-2008:
several photos of a small sculpture that appears to be a model of Mount
Rushmore, but with the candidate’s head occupying all four places.

Former Mayor Benny il-Duceani:
58 portraits of the candidate staring into the middle distance with the
steely grimace of true leadership. No pictures of the candidate’s
estranged children.

Sen. Barry Ohbrother: home
videos of the candidate’s visit to the Kenyan homeland of his father,
most of which the candidate spent in bed with an intestinal virus.

Former Gov. Flipp Flopney:
a short video of the candidate’s speech to the American Association of
Americans of America, calling for mandatory abortions in cases where
the fetus is suspected of burning the American flag.

Former Sen. “Honest John” Juryawards: photos of the candidate’s hair, from 41 different angles.

Former Sen. Freddie Bob Folkson:
snapshots of the candidate with DC lobbyists, Hollywood producers, and
other reg’lar folks at his $3,000-a-plate Squirrel Roast & Gala
Ball.

Warranty: 90 Day Manufacturer

Features:

• 5.0 Mega Pixels Digital Camera
• Fixed Focus Lens with 1.7” TFT LCD
• 1X ~ 4X Digital Zoom
• PC Cam
• Function: Digital Still Camera / PC CamDigital Still Camera / Digital Camcorder / PC Camera / Card Reader
• Hardware Resolution: 5.0 Megapixels CCD Sensor With Up To 7.0 Megapixels Resolution Interpolated
• Image Sensor 5.0 Megapixels CCD Sensor With Up To 7MP Resolution Interpolated
• Resolution for Digital Still Camera: Fine: 3072×2304 (F/W
  interpolation) / 2560×1920 / 2048×1536 / 1280×960 / 640×480; Normal:
  2560×1920 / 2048×1536 / 1280×960 / 640×480; Economy: 2560×1920 /
  2048×1536 / 1280×960 / 640×480
• Resolution for Digital Camcorder: Normal: 320×240
• Video Frame Rate 24fps
• Internal Memory: 16 MB
• Flash Mode: Internal 1.0 ~ 2.0m Auto, Forced, Off, Red-Eye Reduction
• Zoom Digital: 4x
• F NO: F = 3
• Focal Length: f = 6.22mm, Fixed
• Shutter Speed: 2 ~ 1/2000 sec
• Exposure: 0.5 EV step, -2.0 ~ + 2.0 EV
• Color Display: 1.7â€? TFT LCD / 480×240 pixels
• White Balance: Auto & Manual: Daylight, Cloudy, Tungsten, Fluorescent
• Memory Slot Type: SD Card Slot, support up to 1GB
• Self Timer: 5 sec and 10 sec
• Image File Format: JPEG Compatible
• Video File Format: MPG
• Microphone: Built-in
• Mass Storage: PC: Win 98/ 98SE / Me / 2000 / XP;
  Mac: OS 9.0 or above
• Interface: USB 2.0
• Power: ADP & Battery, USB
• Dimension: 3.5â€? x 2.2â€? x 0.9â€? (L x H x W)
• Weight: 0.18lbs / 0.8g

In the box:

• Installation CD x 1
• AP CD x 2: Photo Express 5.0 and Photo Explorer 8.0
• USB cable x 1
• Strap x 1
• Camera Bag x 1
• Li-ion Battery x 1
• Universal AC/DC Power Adapter x 1
• Getting Started
• Manual

Once it was dark and I stubbed my toe
I looked up to Heaven and I said no mo’
But then I was saved and the dark became bright
The Vector VEC138BYL Halogen Spotlight
Vector Spotlight
Vector Spotlight
The two million candles
Makes dark take flight
It works like a charm
Makes day out of night
Vector VEC138BYL Halogen Spotlight
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• 2 Million Candlepower
• Halogen bulb

You’ve worked hard to get where you are, and you’ve earned the right
to enjoy your stereo system. But have you ever stopped to consider what
would happen if, heaven forbid, your stereo was suddenly gone? Most of
us don’t want to face it. We think it’ll never happen to us. But
burglaries, fires, mudslides, electrical surges, meteors: all of these
dangers and more can leave you audio-less in an instant.

Fortunately, there is something you can do. For a one-time payment of 95 dollars, the RCA RT2770 1000-Watt
Home Theater Audio System will stand ready to step into the breach left
by your departed stereo. With 5.1-channel capability, four 150W
speakers, a 200W center speaker and a 200W subwoofer, it’ll do in an
emergency until you can afford something better. A variety of audio
devices can connect to the amplifier through three digital inputs,
three stereo analog inputs, and a USB port. But the most important thing that the RCA RT2770 offers is peace of mind.

Before
you decide whether this audio system is right for you, you should know
that it’s refurbished, and the purported 1000W output is measured at
10% distortion. That donut spare in your car may not be up to the
standard of a real, high-end tire – but aren’t you glad it’s there?

Living
through a home-audio catastrophe is ordeal enough. Doesn’t your family
deserve the security of a backup plan? You could buy regular, boring
old insurance, or you could buy the RCA RT2770 1000W 5.1
Home Theater Audio System. Both will keep the sound coming – but
there’s only one choice that gives you the thrill of opening a great
big box.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot

• RMS Output: 167 Watts per Channel (1KHz, 8 Ohm Dolby Digital Mode @ 10% THD)
• Total RMS Output Power Dolby Digital mode: 1000 W
• FTC Output Power Front and rear: 75 Watts per channel (1KHz, 8 Ohm, Dolby Digital Mode with 10% THD)
• FTC Output Power Center and subwoofer: 155 Watts per channel (1KHz, 8 Ohm, Dolby Digital Mode with 10% THD)
• Total FTC Output Power, Dolby Digital mode: 610 Watts
• Muting Attenuation: 65dB
• Frequency Response: 200Hz/-3dB, 1kHz ref.
• Subwoofer Frequency Response: 10 Hz / -3db, 80Hz ref.
• Signal to Noise Ratio: 65dB (Dolby digital mode)

AM Tuner Section

• Frequency Response: 2kHz +/-6dB, 1kHz ref.
• Usable Sensitivity: 800uV/m @ S/N 20dB
• Signal to Noise: 38dB
• IF Rejection: 35dB

FM Tuner Section

• Frequency Response: 15kHz +/-3dB, 1kHz ref.
• Quieting: 24dB
• Signal to Noise: 60dB(stereo) / 65dB(mono)
• IF Rejection: 50dB

Dimensions (H x W x D mm)

• Unit: 430 × 140 x 347
• Front and Surround Speakers: 143 × 80.5 × 93.7
• Center Speaker: 80.5 × 271 x 72
• Subwoofer: 355 × 195 x 325

I didn’t want much outta life. I liked the desert, and I liked fixin’
cars. Opened up my own gas station by the interstate. Didn’t make much,
but made enough. One day I woke up and there was this truck out front.
I went up, and swear on my life it talked. Said it was a prime piece of
machinery and I said “Like a rib?” cause I figured I was still dreamin’
so what the heck, have a little fun, right? Anyway, it was from some
planet called cyberspace. Came across the whole universe and still
needed a jump. Ain’t that the end? Them cars just know, I swear, kick
you when you’re down every time. Anyway, I got out my Vector VEC012APC 450Watt
Jump Start & Power System. Them 27 inch cables reached all the way
to that freaky cube under the hood. Said it tickled. You ever hear a
truck laugh? Makes chills run down your spine, it does. I had to hook
up the emergency LED worklight just to see my way around. Topped things off with the 260 PSI
air compressor too, just to be nice. Even changed his oil. He didn’t
have no way to pay me, but I said it wasn’t important. Just happy to
help a friendly truck. I said if he knew any friends like him, I always
wanted to ride in an jet plane or drive some construction equipment or
shoot a Walther PPK but he didn’t like that
too much so I just let him go. Probably never know why. Sure made for a
nice day, though. Been pretty quiet ever since.
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Instantly jump-starts most vehicles anytime, anywhere.
• Needs no additional power source or host vehicle.
• Keyless on/off safety switch.
• Reverse polarity warning alarm.
• High-density, 9 Ah, sealed, non-spillable battery.
• Recharge with supplied AC and DC charging adapters.
• 27″ Heavy-duty welder-type cables and clamps.
• Built-in LED emergency worklight.
• 12 volt DC portable power outlet for DC accessories and appliances.

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Plays MP3, WMA, and WMA DRM
• Stores over 16 hours/240 songs MP3; 32 hours/480 songs WMA (Playback at 128 kbps MP3, 64 kbps WMA)
• Digital FM tuner with 20 preset stations
• Voice Recorder with built-in microphone
• Create multiple custom playlists
• Hi-Speed USB 2.0 port for fast and easy transfer of files
• Up to 15 hours continuous playback using one AAA battery
• Indigo backlit multi-line LCD display
• Drag and drop file transfer, no software required

Box Contents:

• Digital Audio Player
• Carrying case with armband
• Stereo Earphones
• USB 2.0 Cable

Dimensions:

• 2.96” x 1.28” x .82” (L x W x H)
• 28.9 grams (without battery), 39.7 grams (with battery)

System Requirements:

• Windows 98SE, 2000, ME, XP; Mac OS 9.2x+, 10.1.2+
• Compatible with MP3, WMA, and WMA DRM (purchased music)
• Intel Pentium PC or equivalent; Macintosh computer with USB support
• CD-ROM drive
• USB 2.0 port required for Hi-Speed transfer

Imagine all the different things that led up to the Xact X2X 2-Way
Wristwatch Radio. Do you think a voice activated belt would have gone
over as well? Or a 22 channel shoelace with a 1.5 mile range? The only
thing cooler than the wrist-deployed X2X (which uses FRS and GMRS 2-way
local walkie talkie frequencies by the way) would be a power ring you
could talk into. Sadly, Xact has not quite mastered power ring
technology just yet. But the Xact X2X 2-Way Wristwatch Radio is voice activated and has a backlit LCD
display and call alert, so fitting all that into a ring would be hard.
Maybe one day our grandchildren will have such technology, but for now,
all we can offer is an Xact X2X 2-Way Wristwatch Radio.

Warranty: 90 Day Manufacturer

Product Features

• Uses FRS and GMRS 2-way local communication walkie-talkie frequencies
• 22 Channels (14 FRS and 8 GMRS)
• 1.5 Mile Range
• VOX Voice Activated operation
• Digital Watch with backlit LCD

Technical Details

• In the box: Watch, AC battery charger, lithium-ion rechargeable battery, user’s manual
• Model number: X2X
• Range: Up to 1.5 miles (range varies depending on terrain and environment)
• Minimum operational range: 10 feet
• Watch type: Digital
• Channels: 22 (channels 1-14 FRS, channels 15-22 GMRS; FCC Self
• Licensing Necessary for GMRS channels)
• Voice activation: Yes
• Display: Backlit LCD
• Call alert: Yes
• Channel scan: Yes
• Volume control: Electronic
• Power output: 300mW TX
• Bandwidth: 5.2 MHz
• Battery: Rechargeable lithium-ion, user-replaceable
• Antenna: Yes
• Microphone: Built-in (when transmitting, hold microphone 2 to 3 inches from mouth and speak normally)

When the handyman meets the hard man, all kinds of insightful
product advice breaks loose! Time for another visit from Big Trev and
the Fix-It Professor: one is an expert in all things related to
maintenance and construction, while the other specializes in
enforcement for the heaviest syndicate in Merseyside! How about this
Stanley 85-598G 205pc Mechanics Tool Set, guys?

The Fix-It Professor:
Stanley made their name by producing durable, quality tools, and this
mechanic’s set of tools is no different, right down to the limited
lifetime warranty. Along with an ample array of wrenches, it’s got more
sockets than you can shake a stick shift at. I like Stanley’s Max-Drive
socket design, which gives me 15% more torque for turning fasteners.
But really, my favorite part is the sheer number of little pieces here.
I mean, wow, 205 pieces! Sometimes I get them all out and pretend like
they’re residents of Socket Town, going about their happy little lives.
Then they start sinning and must face the wrath of a vengeful God –
that’s where I come in. I heartily recommend keeping this Stanley
85-598G 205pc Mechanics Tool Set in your garage or trunk.

Big Trev: Right, then. This geezer name of Terence, Daft Terry for short, ran that old tyre yard right off the M57
out Croxteth. Only he weren’t just running a tyre yard – he also
dabbled a bit in birds and blow out the shed round the back. Had
himself a nice little earner, did our Terence. Naturally Chaz Rooks,
top man in my firm, had his finger in Daft Terry’s pie, taking a cut in
exchange for keeping the local Syrians from getting stroppy. Everything
were blackberries and trifle until Daft Terry took a mind to skim an
extra packet or two off for himself. Chaz rightly took exception,
right, only he and Terry went back a ways to when they was scrapping
with Chelsea scum outside Anfield. So my orders were just to give him a
scare and collect the dosh – reckon old Chaz is going a bit mushy,
right. So we went round one night and caught Daft Terry asleep, curled
up round a can of Tennents. We found his beloved Stanley 85-598G 205pc
Mechanics Tool Set – Uncle Stanley, he called it – and legged it away.
He went mental looking for it for a few days. Then we started sending
him one piece at a time in the mail, only we’d took a blowtorch to ‘em,
so they was all melted and stove in. Useless, right. Daft Terry wised
up smartly, went cap in hand to Chaz, and he ain’t raised a wayward
peep since. I’ll tell you, though, them sockets was a right bother to
mutilate. Durable, like. Glad we only had to do it fourteen times.

There
you have it! Whether you need a reliable set of drive tools or a way to
terrify a dishonest flunky, you need the Stanley 85-598G 205pc
Mechanics Tool Set! Ta, mates!

Warranty: Lifetime Manufacturer

Features:

• Designed to meet the needs of the professional mechanic – each of these tools has a limited Lifetime Warranty
• Stanley drive tools are forged from high-quality steel and finished in high-polish chrome
• Each ratchet handle is ergonomically designed and has an easy-to-use, thumb operated reverse-switch mechanism
• Sockets and extensions remain locked onto the drive until disengaged with an easy-to-reach, low-profile quick-release button
• Stanley
  sockets feature our Max-Drive design, a unique radius corner design
  which provides 15% more torque to tighten fasteners easily and simplify
  the turning of rounded corners
• Helps reduce fastener wear by minimizing contact on outer 5% of fastener; helping increase life expectancy
• Helps reduce slipping on frozen or rusted fasteners
• All Stanley ratchets and sockets are manufactured globally, and are designed to meet or exceed ANSI specifications

In the box:

• 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/32” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/16” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/32” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 1/4” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 9/32” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/16” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 11/32” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/8” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/16” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 1/2” 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 4mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 4.5mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5.5mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 6mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 7mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 8mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 9mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 10mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 11mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 12mm 1/4” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 13mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/16” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/32” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 1/4” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 9/32” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/16” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 11/32” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/8” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/16” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 1/2” 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 4mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 5mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 6mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 7mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 8mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 9mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 10mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 11mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 12mm 1/4” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 13mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 1/2” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 9/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 11/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/4” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 3/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 7/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 5/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 7/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 1/2” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 9/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 5/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 11/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/4” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 13/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 7/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 8mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 9mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 10mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 11mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 12mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 13mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 14mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 15mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 16mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 17mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 18mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 6 Pt.
• 19mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 8mm 3/8” Dr Socket 12 Pt.
• 9mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 10mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 11mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 12mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 13mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 14mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 15mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 16mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 17mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 18mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 19mm 3/8” Dr. Socket 8 Pt.
• 5/16” 3/8” Dr. Socket 8 Pt.
• 3/8” 3/8” Dr. Socket 8 Pt.
• 7/16” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/8” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 7/16” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 1/2” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 9/16” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 5/8” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 11/16” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/4” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 13/16” 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 10mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 11mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 12mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 13mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 14mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 15mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 17mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 18mm 3/8” Dr. Deep Socket 6 Pt.
• 19mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 7/16” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 1/2” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 9/16” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 5/8” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 11/16” 1/2 Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/4” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 13/16” 1/2” Dr .Socket 12 Pt.
• 7/8” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 15/16” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 1” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 1-1/8” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 1-1/4” 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 13mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 14mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 15mm 1/2” Dr .Socket 12 Pt.
• 16mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 17mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 18mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 19mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 21mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 22mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 24mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 27mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 30mm 1/2” Dr. Socket 12 Pt.
• 32mm 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 1/2” 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 9/16” 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 5/8” 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 11/16” 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 3/4” 1/2” Dr. Deep Socket 12 Pt.
• 13/16” Combination Wrench
• 1/4” Combination Wrench
• 5/16” Combination Wrench
• 3/8” Combination Wrench
• 7/16” Combination Wrench
• 1/2” Combination Wrench
• 9/16” Combination Wrench
• 5/8” Combination Wrench
• 11/16” Combination Wrench
• 3/4” Combination Wrench
• 7mm Combination Wrench
• 8mm Combination Wrench
• 9mm Combination Wrench
• 10mm Combination Wrench
• 12mm Combination Wrench
• 13mm Combination Wrench
• 15mm Combination Wrench
• 17mm Combination Wrench
• 19mm 3/8” Dr. Spark Plug Socket 6 Pt.
• 5/8” 3/8” Dr. Spark Plug Socket 6 Pt.
• 13/16” 3/8” Dr. Extension Bar
• 3” 3/8” Dr. Extension Bar
• 6” 3/8” Dr. Round Head Ratchet Knurled Handle
• 3/8” Dr. Universal Joint
• 1/4” Dr. Extension Bar
• 3” 1/4” Dr. Extension Bar
• 6” 1/4” Dr. Round Head Ratchet Knurled Handle
• 1/4” Dr. Spinner Handle
• 11 Pc. L-Key SAE
• 7 Pc. L-Key mm
• 1/2” Dr Round Head Ratchet Knurled Handle
• 1/2” Dr Extension Bar
• 6” Slip Joint Plier with Red Grip
• 6” Diagonal Cutting Plier with Red Grip
• 14 Pc. Slotted, Phillips®, Torx® Screwdriver Set
• 5 Pc. Nut Driver Set

CASE 100507: BELKIN TUNESYNC
CLINICAL SUMMARY

Multiple
personality disorder, extreme manifestation (is there any other kind?).
Patient exhibited several distinct personalities under observation, and
we overheard another one in the men’s room. They include:

“Dock”:
speaking in a stereotypical Yankee accent like the old guy on the
Pepperidge Farm commercials, patient insists he is an iPod docking and
charging (“dawking and chahging”) station, complete with stereo-out
jack to connect stereo, portable speakers, or headphones.

“Hub”: an inarticulate, aggressive tough-guy type, given to bragging about how he can carry five USB devices at once. Eats every meal at Hardee’s and says he still misses the XFL.

“Telly”:
this superficial techno-yuppie personality is obsessed with being an
“early adopter”, and claims to be a cheap charger for the iPhone. Grows
agitated and disoriented in the presence of an analog TV or a land-line
phone.

“Tune”: insists that he writes marketing copy for an
ecommerce web site, displaying the pomposity, insecurity,
self-absorption, and poor hygiene one would expect from a person
working in that field. Researchers found it difficult to spend more
than ten minutes in the same room with Tune and not want to strangle
him, just to shut him up. Perhaps the saddest personality of all.

Warranty: Lifetime – Belkin

Features

• Charges and syncs your iPod or iPod mini
• Charges and syncs your iPod shuffle through the USB port
• Includes a stereo-out jack ideal for connecting your stereo, powered speakers or headset
• Integrates iPod charging dock with a 5-port USB 2.0 hub
• Saves desk space with slim-line design
• Guarantees 12Mbps per port for connected USB 1.1 devices
• Supports iPod 5G, 4G, 3G, mini, photo, nano, and shuffle
• Belkin will provide a 2nd-generation nano adapter to anyone who requests it - details on box
• 1 iPod docking connector
• 5 horizontally mounted 480Mbps ports
• Compatible with USB 1.1 and USB 2.0 devices

System Requirements

• For PC Users: Pentium processor-based computer with available USB 2.0 or USB 1.1 port, Windows® 98SE, Me, 2000, and XP
• For Mac Users: Supports high-speed (480Mbps) mode on Apple® computers that are equipped with USB 2.0 ports.
• Note: Mac OS® versions prior to X v10.2.7 support only low- and full-speed modes. Mac OS X v10.2.7 (and above) also supports high-speed mode

Package Includes

• TuneSync for iPod
• 7 Dock Adapters
• Power Adapter
• USB Device Cable
• User Manual

The Vector VEC115Y Vectorlite Drycell Battery
Flashlight has a Krypton beam. This means you can blind Superman with
it. But you know if you do that, his buddy Batman is going to show up.
So it has a 3-LED work area light that never needs replacing, to
illuminate the area and make sure he can’t strike from the darkness.
This frees you up to dance around yelling “Ha ha, some guy shot your
mom, ha ha ha”. The best part is, the Vector VEC115Y Vectorlite
Drycell Battery Flashlight is designed to resist corrosion and impact,
so when Wonder Woman shows up and starts beating you in the head with
it, it won’t hurt the flashlight at all. Includes 4 AA batteries. Ain’t
that super?
Warranty: 90 days

Specifications:

• Main Light Source – Powerful Krypton Beam
• Work Area Light Source in Handle – Ultra-Bright 3-LED
• Long Life Super Bright LEDs Never Need Replacing
• 3-Way Power Control – Main Beam / 3 LEDs On / Off
• Corrosion Resistant
• Impact Resistant
• Includes 4 “AA” Batteries

What did we say, Jeremy? What have your mother and I told you a
thousand times? What? That’s right: “If you want a rhinoceros, you’ll
have to take care of it yourself.” Now we’ve got a backyard full of
dung pellets the size of softballs. The damn thing’s eaten every one of
my hostas. He keeps knocking over the toolshed because you won’t take
him to the park for some exercise. And the poor rhino himself is
filthy. When was the last time you gave Biscuits a bath?

Never
mind. Here, we picked up a Karcher K3.68MR Pressure Washer just for you
and Biscuits. If anything can get his hide de-crusted, it’s the
Karcher’s 1800 PSI of water pressure and
Dirtblaster spray wand. The motor only runs when the trigger is
depressed. And it uses AC power, so it won’t spook Biscuits with all
that noise, the way gasoline-powered pressure washers do.

So
it’s up to you now, Jeremy. No more excuses. Either you keep Biscuits
clean and happy, or he goes. And until you show us you can take care of
your own rhinoceros, we’re not even going to talk about getting you
that elephant.

Note: Woot does not recommend using this product to clean a rhinoceros. Nor do we recommend owning a rhinoceros.

Warranty: 30 Day Manufacturer

Features:

• Onboard 1 Quart Removeable Detergent Tank – makes cleaning with detergents such as Karcher’s SoapPacs a snap
• Total stop function on trigger gun: motor only runs while you spray, reducing noise and power consumption
• Use the included Dirtblaster® spray wand to clean heavily soiled brick, stone, concrete, metal and other non-delicate surfaces.
• For
  less intense cleaning, use the adjustable Vario Power Spray (VPS) Wand.
  Simply dial up the amount of pressure you wish to use. Twist to the
  lowest setting to automatically apply detergent.
• Easy Reach Transport Handle
• Accessory Storage
• Extra Large Power Switch
• Water Inlet Filter
• Operating Pressure: 1800 PSI
• Power Supply: 120V / 60 Hz Induction Motor
• Water Volume: 1.5 GPM, Direct-Drive Axial Pump
• Maximum Water Inlet Temp.: 104° F
• Weight w/o Accessories: 31 lbs.
• Dimensions (L x W x H): 23.3” x 15.7” x 12.75”

In the box:

• Pressure Washer with Attached 35 Foot A/C Cord
• Two 6 1/2” Wheels with Wheel Mounting Lugs
• 25 Foot High-Pressure Hose with Trigger Gun
• Detergent Tank
• Detergent Tank Lid with Clear Feeder Hose
• Detergent Tank Mounting Bracket
• Vario Power Spray Wand
• Dirtblaster Rotary Spray Wand
• Wand Holster
• Mounting Screws
• User’s Manual

Shoot, I was down at the gas station lookin’ at the town calendar
and I noticed that Christmas is comin’ up! Least it was in 1943, but I
ain’t heard it been changed since then. Anyway, I went on to them
innertubes and found me a Mustek DVD R580 80GB DVD Recorder. It plays them MP3’s
everybody talks about, I heard they got some Elvis songs out there and
I’m gonna find every one for my collection! And it holds 80 gigs, and
maybe that won’t be enough ‘cause I know Elvis did more than 80 gigs.
Shoot, he probably did 80 gigs a month when he was startin’ out. He
played everywhere!

So the little book says it plays JPGs, which is like them dirty pichers I ain’t want nothin’ to do with, and it plays DVD’s
too. I got me a copy of Blue Hawaii that don’t work on my record
player, I’m thinkin’ I might try that out. If It works, I’ll put it
down as a one a’them gigs and watch it every night until I get tired.
The book also says “DVD+R/DVD+RW”. I might not know much about physics,
but I remember that! That’s the speed’a light! Einstein wrote that! I
think that means my Mustek DVD R580 80GB DVD Recorder might’a come from Manhattan or something. I gotta look that up.

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• 80 GByte DVD HDD Recorder & DVD Player
• Up to 100 hour HDD recording and 1 to 6 hours recording on
  DVD+R/RW (5 quality levels selectable)
• Fast and easy dubbing from HDD onto DVD+R/RW
• Time Shift function
• Easy TV programming with ShowView
• Direct recording function and Timer (up to 8 events, up to 1 month in advance)
• Playback of DVD, DVD±R/RW, CD, CD-R/RW, (S)VCD,
  Kodak Picture CD and JPEG
• Front DV input for direct copying from a digital camcorder
  and convenient front AV and S-Video input
• Progressive Scan for crystal clear DVD playback

Product Type

• DVD Player
• DVD Recorder with hard disk

Playback Formats

• DVD+R/RW, DVD-R/RW, DVD-Video, (S)VCD, CD,
• CD-R/RW, Kodak Picture CD, JPEG

DVD Recording Formats

• DVD+RW, DVD+R

DVD Recording Capacity

• 4.7 GByte (12 cm single-sided)
• HQ: 60 min; SP: 120 min; LP: 180 min;
• EP: 240 min; SLP: 360 min

Hard disk storage

• 80 GByte

Decompression

• MPEG-2 , MPEG-1

Audio System

• Analog stereo output
• Optical and coaxial digital output

Terminals

• Analog audio output x 1
• Analog audio input x 2
• Coaxial digital audio output x 1
• Optical digital audio output x 1
• Composite video input x 2
• Composite video output x 1
• S-video input x 2
• S-video output x 1
• DV input x 1
• Antenna input x 1
• Antenna output x 1

In the box:

• DVD Recorder
• Remote Control
• Audio Cable
• Video Cable
• A/V Cable
• RF Antenna Cable
• Owner’s Manual

I met her at 22:38:05. I know this because of the 24 hour clock option
in my Reebok Heart Touch Strapless Heart Rate Monitor. The moment I saw
her it went crazy. My love ruined the recording of my max, average and
minimum heart rate. The Reebok Heart Touch Strapless Heart Rate Monitor
is EKG accurate, and man, it sure proved it
that day. I filled up all the memory, 50 laps worth, just trying to get
a look at her. I used each of the 4 training zones to jog over to where
she could see me, trying to be as visible as the Reflec-trix day vision
display. And I was just about to ask her out when I saw her wave to
some other guy. The second she kissed him, I looked down sheepishly at
my Reebok Heart Touch Strapless Heart Rate Monitor. And I saw my own
heart break.
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• ECG accurate heart rate
• No chest transmitter required
• Time of day
• Daily alarm
• Calendar
• Countdown timer
• Stop watch
• Backlight
• Water resistant
• Simply place two fingers over the face of the watch and in 2-5 seconds your heart rate will apear

There stands the poor little Sandisk 512 CompactFlash Card girl,
with her meager box and old rags for shoes. It’s snowing out, do you
see? The Sandisk 512 CompactFlash Card girl stands beside the little
fire, trying to keep it alive, as she cries out:

“Memory? Memory, sir? Please, sir, it’s Christmas?”

Each Sandisk 512 CompactFlash Card is 512 megs of prime data space, just waiting to serve you.

“Memory, sir? It’s very cheap!”

It can hold music, data, jpgs, and works with CF-compatable handhelds as well as computers.

“Please, sir? I haven’t eaten today, and I can’t afford a warm place to sleep. Please, just one?”

How can you walk past this Sandisk 512 CompactFlash Card girl with such simple needs? How could you live with yourself after?

“Please, sir? I’m just so cold… and it seems so dark now… it’s darker this Christmas Eve, isn’t it sir? Isn’t it?”

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Take advantage of the advanced features of high mega-pixel digital cameras.
• Deliver superior speed. Now you can capture those high-resolution images even faster!
• Do it all with low power consumption, which means longer battery life.
• SanDisk Ultra II cards are ideal for your most demanding photo shoots,
  including photo journalism and event, sports, nature and fashion
  photography.
• Ultra fast up to 9 Mb/sec data transfer rate
• Small size
• Holds up to 100 high resolution images
• Works with any CompactFlash enabled device
• High-density flash memory and optimized controller technology lets you save large image files faster

Rick Justice looked out over the fields of Rocksylvania. “Anthony,”
he said as he turned to face his sidekick, “Tell me again why we’re
here. Does it have anything to do with these Xact BK2104 2pack Handheld 2-way radios?”

Anthony
Purebottom wiped his delightful and well-meaning glasses against his
official Bureau Of Just Actions tie. “Why, Rick, I thought we’d just
get out of the office!”

Rick’s laugh carried across the
vast Rocksylvanian veldt. But immediately he turned serious, as quickly
as a high level cleric turns the undead.
“Anthony,” Rick scowled, “have we tested all 22 of these frequencies?”

“All 22, Rick,” Anthony replied. “And over the 1.5 mile range, too. And as you can see, they’re both voice activated.”

“And the battery, old friend?”

“Rechargable, Rick.” Anthony could see the tears form in his best friend’s eyes. “I always look out for my best buddy.”

Across
the veldt there was a scream. The two friends lept into action, no
thought for themselves, each knowing that they, like their Xact BK2104 2pack Handheld 2-way radios, would perform admirably in the crisis yet to come.

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Up to 7 Mile Range
• 22 Channels:Channels 1-14 FRS Channels 15-22
• GMRS
• 38 Privacy Codes
• FCC Self Licensing Necessary for GMRS Channels
• 15-22
• VOX (Voice Activated)
• Backlit LCD Display
• Automatic Squelch and Power Save
• Call Alert
• Channel Scan
• Key Lock
• Channel Monitor
• Roger Beep
• Electronic Volume Control
• Battery Low Indicator
• 2.9 Watt TX Power Output on (HI)
• 0.9 Watt TX Power Output on (LO)
• 5.2 MHz Bandwidth
• Fixed Antenna
• Powered using four AA batteries (not included)

THIS IS THE GENERIC JUMBO JUNKIE TWO PACK UNIVERSAL REMOTE. THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. THE BUTTONS ARE HUGE WHICH MAKES THEM EASIER TO SEE. THEY ALSO CONTROL UP TO EIGHT DEVICES. DEVICES ARE
THINGS LIKE YOUR TELEVISION OR YOUR STEREO OR YOUR DVD PLAYER THAT YOU
USE TO PLAY THE GOOD MOVIES THAT THEY USED TO SHOW BEFORE THERE WAS ALL
THIS NAKED SEX EVERYWHERE. THERE ARE ALSO
THINGS LIKE VOLUME BUTTONS IN CASE YOU CANNOT HEAR WHAT IS ON THE DARN
TELEVISION BECAUSE THEY MAKE SHOWS SO QUIET NOWADAYS NOT LIKE THEY USED
TO. AND A MENU SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR GRANDKIDS COME OVER AND PROGRAM EVERYTHING TO MAKE IT EASY. ALSO THE BUTTONS ARE EXTRA SOFT.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot

Features:

• Replace all of your remote controls with one convenient unit
• Compatible with most major brands
• Extra-large soft touch buttons
• Controls up to 8 items, including TV, VCR, DVD, TV/DVD combos, TV/VCR combos, VCR/DVD combos, Satellite and Cable
• Universal programming remote is compatible with most major brands of AV components
• Code search button discovers device codes automatically
• Programmable power OFF timer
• Signal indicator light
• DVD/VCR/DVR commands
• On-screen navigation
• Jumbo size for easy location

Each Remote Control has thirty-three buttons which include:

• TV, VCR, DVD, Input
• AUD (audio), CAB (Cable), SAT (Satellite)
• Channel Up/Down and buttons for 0-9
• Volume Up/down and mute
• Power, Play, Pause, Stop, Record, Rewind, Fast Forward
• Back, set and menu (Large Navigation Button with Up, Down, Left and Right Arrows)

In the box:

• Two Jumbo Remote Controls
• User’s Guide

This is the Sandisk SDMSH-64R 64mb Memory Stick Duo
This means it is smaller than a regular stick but still good as the one you know
It is half normal size but the 64 megs are still 64 megs regardless
It’s just that it is so tiny and nice and amazingly adorable, bless
So buy yourself one if you’d like to tell Sony your Sony likes cute little things
And you can store on it data and pictures and music and maybe phone rings
But first take a look at your own Sony product and make sure this fits in the slot
Because after you get it you simply can’t give back the Duo you already bought.

Warranty: 90 days

Features: