Mitre Size 5 Soccer BallMitre Size 5 Soccer Ball
And Give That Maradona Fellow A Hand While You’re At It
Soccer? I barely even know ‘er!
The World Cup is coming up, you know! Sure, you might be one of those people that think Soccer is some kind of alien plot to allow the British to put fluoride into our burritos, but if you’re not, you’re gonna need a Soccer Ball! And if you are, you might need one anyway, you know, as cover. Then you can move freely among the brainwashed masses as they howl out Zombie Nation and spew out nonsense like “Chelsea over Arsenal!†and still get your groceries without having to worry that they’re going to catch you listening to the Cowboys game on the portable radio that’s hidden in your coat.
Hey, at least it’s not curling.
Warranty: None
Features:
- Recommended for all turf
- Match quality
- 5 Official size and weight
- Recommended pressure: 6 to 8 PSI 0.4 – 0.6 BAR
In the box:
- Soccer Ball
