BBQ Apron with BBQ ToolsBBQ Apron with BBQ Tools

Introducing the New Hotness

Yes! My first woot-off product! Here we go, world! Get ready for a new and exciting woot copywriter!

Okay, what’ve we got here? Fetching “fits all sizes” red apron? Stainless steel tools with which to cook up the your fridge full of meats? No problem. Let’s try…

Welcome to the First Annual OMGWTFBBQ!

Huh? Matthew’s already done something like that? Okay, pitch that. Let’s do this:

The city is overrun with the rawest of scum. It’s citizens cry out for a hero capable of serving up a SIZZLING BEEFY JUSTICE. Only The Griller could answer the call!

What’s that? Oh. So, Jason’s already got dibs on a Griller-esque character. Well, um, I wasn’t feeling that idea anyway. Besides, everyone likes a good song parody, right?

Oh, you flip my burger meats, my burger meats
I love this red apron and my NEW SPAT-CHU-LA

You’re kidding. Scott did a parody of My Sharona last woot-off? GOSH DANG IT.

Fine. FINE. Here’s your write-up. It’s a BBQ set. Those tools in the picture there? You use those to cook stuff on a grill. The apron probably looks lovely on your mom. It’s awesome-tastic. Buy a set or twelve.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just go stand in this corner over here. sob

Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur

Features:

• All-purpose apron is perfect for grilling, and has pockets for everything from salt to spatulas to secret sauce
• 6 pockets for spices and tools
• Includes spatula, tongs and grill fork
• Rolls up and snaps together – carry it anywhere with the convenient arm strap

In the box:

• 15” spatula
• 15” grill fork
• 15” tongs
• 2 Salt and Pepper Shakers
• Water bottle