Sandisk Clip 1GB MP3 Player – $9.99

Hello and welcome to Village Towne Landing, the tri-county area’s premier apartment community for young professional singles! We hope you’re as excited to move in as we are to have you. To get the most out of your new apartment home, please familiarize yourself with the following community policies and procedures.

HOUSEKEEPING: It’s important that Village Towne Landing offer a sanitary environment to every resident. Excessive filth encourages disease, pests, and immorality. Therefore, residents are required to vacuum all carpets, make all beds, and dust/wipe all counter/table surfaces no less often than daily. Thank you for your cooperation.

VACANT APARTMENTS: If you are leaving town for an extended period, notify the Village Towne Landing management. They will issue you a GPS transmitter so that Village Towne Landing management can be aware of your whereabouts at all times. Any apartment left uninhabited for more than 5 consecutive nights without notice will be considered vacated and listed for rental. Apartment contents will be removed and sold on Craigslist. Thank you for your cooperation.

GUESTS: To gain admittance, all guests must show an official Village Towne Landing Guest ID at the front gate. ID applications may be filled out at the management office between 11 a.m. and 11:30 a.m. on the first and third Thursday of every month except March and October. The ID fee is $75 and includes a criminal background check, credit history report, Homeland Security background check, drug screening, employment verification, and college transcript report. IDs should be issued within three weeks of application. To ensure the security of our residents, Village Towne Landing security officers have instructions to shoot unauthorized guests on sight. Thank you for your cooperation.

PARKING: All residents are entitled to park in the main lot free of charge. Any vehicle occupying the same space for more than three consecutive hours will be assumed to be abandoned, and chopped up and sold for parts by Village Towne Landing management. Guests are not permitted to park on the premises and are strongly discouraged from bringing their own vehicles. Thank you for your cooperation.

CONTRABAND: Any resident found in possession of illegal drugs, drug paraphernalia, firearms, pornography, spray paint, gang-related clothing, foods with excessive trans fats, or a refurbished Sandisk Sansa Clip 1GB MP3 Player will be evicted and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. As some of these items are easily concealed, particularly the ultra-compact Sandisk Clip, your rental agreement includes consent for body-cavity searches at the discretion of Village Towne Landing management. Thank you for your cooperation.

NUISANCES: Any resident causing excessive nuisance will be sanctioned with penalties including fines and eviction. Nuisances include smoking tobacco, honking a car horn, grilling exotic meats, singing in the shower, listening to your Sandisk Clip 1GB MP3 player over a streaming-audio MP3 player dock at excessive volume, and watching television after 6 p.m. In a close-knit apartment community like Village Towne Landing, consideration of one’s neighbors is essential. Thank you for your cooperation.

LAUNDRY: While access to the on-site laundry room is included in your rent, residents are forbidden from using any appliances or equipment located within it, including all washers and dryers. Ask Village Towne Landing management for more details. Thank you for your cooperation.

SWIMMING POOL: Residents dressed in immodest bathing costumes at the community pool may be asked to change their attire. An immodest costume is any one that shows the contours of the private regions of the body in a way that causes Village Towne Landing management to have impure thoughts. Repeated offenses may result in eviction or, in extreme cases, death by stoning. Thank you for your cooperation.

EMERGENCY PROCEDURES: In the event of an emergency, proceed to the Village Towne Landing management office. Do not contact outside authorities. We consider any on-site emergency (including but not limited to fire, accidents, stabbings, and rat bites) an internal Village Towne Landing matter and will deal with them discreetly. Outside emergency vehicles will be turned away at the main gate. Office hours are 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Tuesday through Friday. Thank you for your cooperation.

Together we can maintain Village Towne Landing as the tri-county area’s premier apartment community for young professional singles. Thank you for your cooperation. And one more thing: welcome home!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• 1GB of storage space
• 1” screen size
• 15 hours of play back
• FM Tuner with 40 Presets
• Built in microphone
• Works with most subscription based music services
• Supports MP3, WMA, Secure WMA, WAV, and Audible file playback
• Dimensions: 2.17” x 1.35” x .65”
• Weight: .92oz

In the box:

• Sandisk Sansa Clip m300 1GB MP3 Player
• USB Cable
• Headphones