It’s Saitek’s Blue USB keyboard and mouse
combo! They’re sure to get their man—if they can only keep from killing
each other first! Keyboard is a straight-laced, by-the-book veteran in
jacket and tie. He’s got ten hotkeys, a soft touch, and an
easy-to-clean surface. Mouse is a heavy drinking, rule-breaking loose
cannon in beat-up jeans and five-o’clock shadow. He’s got a chip on his
shoulder and 800-dpi optical sensor technology in his guts. But they’re
both ergonomic, colorful, and determined to get the job done. This
summer, just plug and play –- there’s no set up required… and no
telling what’s going to happen!

Warranty: 2 Year Saitek

Keyboard Features:

• 10 hotkeys for instant access to the internet, email, and media controls
• Ergonomic, colorful design ideal for personalizing your desk
• Soft touch, low profile keys for optimum comfort
• Easy to clean finish
• Mouse Features:*
• Optical sensor technology – 800 dpi, works on most surfaces
• 3 buttons & scroll wheel
• Simple plug & play – no set up required
• Designed for left- handers and right-handers

In the box:

• Keyboard
• Mouse
• User Manual

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I was in a Modell’s in NYC today (home of the major league baseball All Star game) and there were tons of All Star game t-shirts marked down to $5 in several colors and all sizes. There were also All Star game baby onesies for $5 and nice throw blankets marked down to $10, among other fan gear. It’s possible that this is local to NYC. Of course, the game is over, but this could be great for a fan. I’m not seeing this available anywhere on Modell’s website, unfortunately.

FROM: Dr. Reinhard Van Frightening
TO: My minions, lackeys, goons, and henchpersons
RE: Operation PowerPoint

Greetings,
peons! It is I, your unquestioned master, Dr. Van Frightening! First, I
want to thank Fatala and the rest of the party planning committee for a
really great barbecue this past Memorial Day. An especially nice touch
was roasting alive those Interpol informers we found in our ranks. The
dark hallways of Castle Van Frightening always seem a little less
gloomy when they ring with the screams of those who have betrayed me.
And the rest of the food? I may be the super-villain, Fatala, but your
banana-walnut pudding is the real threat – to my waistline, that is!

Now,
on to business…evil business! As you all know, Operation PowerPoint has
been underway for over 20 years now, and it’s already showing great
results. Our operatives designed PowerPoint to cripple the minds of
America’s decision makers by reducing their thoughts to short, bulleted
lists and easily digestible chunklets of superficial quasi-information.
Over time, we hoped, their ability to comprehend complex, detailed
ideas would atrophy away. The most powerful men in the world’s most
powerful nation would be rendered utterly unable to meet the challenges
of running the economy and government. And darned if we aren’t
succeeding. Just pick up a newspaper. There’s all the proof you need.

I’m
pleased to announce the next phase in Operation PowerPoint. The
Gyration GyroTransport Air Mouse makes it easy and fun to give
presentations by allowing the victim to move the mouse around in the
air like some kind of totally rad video game controller. No surface
needed, no wires involved, you don’t even have to point it at the
screen. And it works from up to 100 feet away. We believe this makes
PowerPoint even more insidiously seductive. But that’s not all. The
GyroTransport’s wireless USB transmitter doubles as a 1GB Flash drive, suitable for storing – you guessed it – PowerPoint presentations. Ain’t I a stinker?

We’ve arranged with one of our front companies in Texas to offer the Gyration GyroTransport Air Mouse with 1GB USB Drive
at a discounted price, to enhance its penetration into the nerve
centers of American power. Until our campaign to have 133tsp34k adopted
as the U.S.A.’s official language succeeds, this new phase of Operation
PowerPoint is our best hope yet of destroying the American intellect.
The day draws nearer when everyone on Earth shall squirm beneath my
mailed fist. And I couldn’t do it without you guys. Thanks – and
remember: it’s no accident that “insane, murderous megalomaniacal
scheme” rhymes with “team”!

Warranty: One year Gyration

Features:

• Innovative gyroscopic motion-sensing technology for in-air navigation and cursor control
• Built-in 1GB Flash Memory with auto launch – Take your data anywhere
• 2.4 GHz RF technology – up to 100-foot range for cordless freedom and remote control
• GyroTools Software – Gives you greater control over your digital media, and presentations
• 2 button mouse with durable loop for key chain attachment
• Swipes feature Let’s you open web pages, scroll down menus, and navigate with just a flick of a wrist.
• Gives
  you freedom to move around during your presentation. You don’t have to
  aim the GyroTransport at your monitor to control the mouse.

In the box:

• GyroTransport Pro Air Mouse Controller
• 1GB USB Flash Drive and RF Receiver
• 1 AAA Battery
• Users Manual

Are you tormented by forbidden desires? Has your life been warped by
an attraction to unorthodox TVs? Do you struggle to suppress your
feelings like normal people do? There is hope. You don’t have to be a
prisoner of your perversion. Every day, all over America, people are
learning to break free from their Digital Lifestyles.

How do
I know? I’m one of them. A few years ago, I was a flaming enthusiast of
that sick, immoral way of life. Instead of using my energy for positive
activities, like having children and raising them to feel guilty and
hate themselves, I was obssessed with the Digital Lifestyles 26” LCD HDTV.
Every night, until the early hours of the morning, I plunged into a
decadent world of crisp images and vibrant color. All I wanted out of
life was a 1000:1 contrast ratio and 3H anti-glare coating. I was
willing to try anything: ATSC, NTSC and clear QAM tuners; analog and HD signals; HDMI,
component, S-Video, PC and composite connections; and even all that
wasn’t enough. I can’t believe how reckless I was. To my family and
friends, I was just a regular guy who maybe liked to watch a little TV.
They had no idea I was actually a pixel-crazed maniac who’d do anything
for one more high-def thrill.

And of course, there were
health consequences. My hedonistic behavior strained my eyes so badly,
my doctor says I may need glasses in the next 10 to 20 years. And I’m
one of the lucky ones. Many never find a way out, until their Digital
Lifestyles destroy them.

But there is a happy ending.
Through a combination of willpower, faith, counseling, and electric
shocks, I weaned myself from my dangerous Digital Lifestyles. Now I’m
living with an old 13” black-and-white Zenith. If it was good enough
for Mom and Dad, it ought to be good enough for me. Sure, I still feel
the pull of my old habits, especially when I happen to see tempting
digital TV photos on the Internet. But when I get those old feelings, I
just jab my inner thighs with a straight pin until I can’t see anything
through my tears of pain. The moral relativists and the digital-TV
sinners might call this behavior “crazy”. But I say, if it’s crazy to
turn your back on the unnatural, abominable Digital Lifestyles, then
start fitting me for a straitjacket.

Warranty: 1 Year Digital Lifestyles

Features:

• 26” 16:9 LCD HDTV
• ATSC (digital HD), NTSC (analog), and QAM tuners
• 1366×768 native resolution
• 3H Anti-glare surface treatment
• 8ms response time
• 2 HDMI inputs
• 1000:1 contrast ratio
• Brightness level: 500 cd/m2
• Lamp life of 60,000 hours
• Dimensions: 27.5” W x 22.5” H x 4.5” D (18.5” High without the Stand)
• Speaker Power: 8 watt x 2
• V chip and Closed Caption decoder

Inputs/Output:

• HDMI - 2
• Composite Video – 1
• S-Video – 1
• Component Video – 2
• VGA - 1
• Antenna/Tuner – 1
• 3.5mm Mini Jack – 1
• Coaxial Audio out – 1

In the box:

• Digital Lifestyles FA2B-26ZD2 26” LCD HDTV
• 3ft HDMI Cable
• Remote Control
• Power Cable
• Users Guide

So, MacLeod! We meet at last!

“What? Who are you? I don’t want any trouble!”

Surely you remember me, MacLeod.

“Look…
I think there’s some sort of mistake. I’m Colin McCloud, you know, from
McCloud’s Hamburgers? I just came to this parking deck to get my car.
Did Jim Skinner send you? Because my lawyer said all that was sorted
out a few weeks ago.”

What’s in the bag, MacLeod? Is that your katana?

“My
what? This is just a KraftTech 60” Adjustable Camera Tripod w/ Nylon
Carry Bag! I was taking photos of the new McCloud Cookie Sundaes and
needed the no-slip feet to take stabilized photos! Oh my GOD, is that a… a…”

The sword I’ll take your head with? Yes, MacLeod. Defend yourself!

“AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAA! AAAAAA- wait… I’m not dead?”

Clever, MacLeod. Those quick release leg locks took the force of my attack. The Spanish Egyptian Scotsman taught you well.

“Who?
I don’t understand any of this. Look, look, here’s my card, Colin
McCloud, McCloud’s Hamburgers, see? See? Go on, take it! Take it!”

…

“Do… do you have a card?”

I appear to have made a slight typo in my Mapquest search.

“Oh, well, that sort of thing can happen.”

My apologies, Mr. McCloud.

“Well,
I guess I’m sorry about that nasty dent I put in your antique sword
myself. Hey, good luck with, well, finding that other guy. Guess he
owes him money or something. Moves awful quick for a big fella. Hope my
new KraftTech 60” Adjustable Camera Tripod w/ Nylon Carry Bag didn’t
get too badly hurt. The boys at the diner won’t ever believe this
story!”

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• 60 inch tripod, 23 inch folded
• 2 way photo/video pan head
• Quick-release leg locks
• No slip rubber feet
• Quick release plate

In the box:

• Kraf Tech 60 Inch Tripod
• Carrying Case

You’re a rebel. You don’t care what people think. You set the trend, and they all know it. You wore that studded belt out when theirs were still white. You had a wallet chain when they still had velcro. You never stop looking for the next big trend.

If this is you, please, please, please, please buy the MyVu Personal Media Viewer Solo Edition. We’ve got so many. They work with 5th Generation iPods only, and they play video to those teeny glasses and earbuds. They work pretty well, honest, but for some reason everyone is scared of them and think they’re goofy. But they’re not goofy! They’re just misunderstood!

So if you put on an old jacket and suddenly the whole town is talking, get the MyVu Personal Media Viewer Solo Edition and wear it everywhere. Talk it up to your friends. Tell them they can get it here, for cheap. They’re a nice piece of technology that meant well. Like a Member’s Only jacket in the 90’s. Can’t you be the one to give them a little boost?

Only compatible with 5th generation iPod

Click to identify your iPod

Warranty: 1 Year MyVu

Features:

• Head mounted display for the 5th generation iPod
  
• In ear noise reducing earbuds
  
• On cord pendant controller, to adjust brightness, contrast, and volume
  
• Watch videos on your iPod with out straining your neck
  
• Great for watching videos in uncomfortable places

In the box:

• Myvu Personal Media Viewer
  
• Microfiber Sleeve/Lens Cloth
  
• 2 Additional Nose Guards
  
• 2 Additional Earbud Pads

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Our overseas fans already know that we don’t ship outside the United
States. (And we’ll die before we recognize Alaska and Hawaii.) But like
good New Web eConomy Startup 2.0 dot-commers, we’re interested in
advancing the cause of global understanding and all that crap.
Honestly, our eyes tear up a little every time we see that car
commercial where the kid whispers “zoom, zoom” while the shiny new car
zips past a bewildered Masai goatherder, and somewhere, a wise old
Chinese lady smiles. Walt Disney was right: it really is a small world
after all. And a dumb one.

So, for the benefit of our
readers who somehow managed to grow up speaking another language than
we did, we’ve translated today’s product description from English, to
French, to Dutch, to English again, to Greek, and back to English,
choosing languages carefully for possible comedic value. The resulting
trans-ethnic pidgin captures the forward-thinking spirit of today’s
global economy, in that it is overly complicated and almost
unintelligible. Now, on with the horizon-expanding!

Plain English: The HP Compaq SR2030NX
provides a versatile, affordable solution for your home computing
needs, along with robust multimedia functions for enjoying music and
video.

Continental translation: The HP Compaq SR2030NX
covers a smooth and accessible solution your needs of calculation of
house, with the robust operations of music of multimedias and evaluates
the video.

Plain English: With 200GB of storage space, the vast hard drive can hold more files than you can shake a stick at.

Continental translation: With 200GB of spatial memory, the immense hard order can keep more files in which a spillikin you can shake.

Plain English: Faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive, the 2.4 GHz AMD Athlon 64 3800+ processor is ready for tomorrow’s processor-intensive 64-bit applications.

Continental translation: Faster from a ball that also more with force from a machine, the 2,4 processor of gigahertz AMD Athlon 64.3800 is + you expect for the applications that the processor – processor of morning sends.

Plain English:
We admit that the Nvidia GeForce 6150 video/graphics is a couple of
years past the cutting edge. But media pirates will enjoy burning their
own illicit movies and albums with the multi-format LightScribe DVD/CD burner.

Continental translation:
We recognize that the graphic representation Nvidia GeForce 6150 is
years after tranchant. But the pirates of means should pleasure the
films and their illegal album with the boiler LightScribe DVD of/Cd of burns very – a lot-formaat.

Plain English:
Bitterly arguing over the precise nature of Hegel’s influence on the
early Marx, the purple cat and an angry dog fought each other with
sabres before retiring to the members’ lounge for brandy and cigars.
This has nothing to do with the HP Compaq SR2030NX - we just thought the translation might be funny.

Continental translation:
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asked, the ga’ta pourpre and a bothered dog with the sabres they have
in members in the report on the thin brandewijn and withdrawal of
cigars. This should nothing with the HP make Compaq SR2030NX - precisely only the translation possible jokes we have been considered.

Plain English: Fully loaded with four USB 2.0 ports, Windows XP Media Center Edition, the ability to add 2GB of RAM, and a 9-in-1 media card reader, the HP Compaq SR2030NX is a runaway train hell-bent for computing glory. All aboard!

Continental translation: Debited entirely with four ports with USB 2,0, the central expenses of means of Windows.xp, the faculty to add 2GB of RAM, and reader of cards of perforations the medium 9-in-1, HP that Compaq SR2030NX is his train emballement the himself has for the personality of calculation. All in the borders!

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Processor: AMD’s
  Athlon 64 3800+ processor is built for tomorrow’s 64-bit applications,
  which will require a processor with significant power. This 2.4 GHz
  processor offers a system bus with speeds up to a blazing 2000 MT/s
  (mega transfers per second) and 512 KB L2
  cache. (An L2, or secondary, cache temporarily stores data; and a
  larger L2 cache can help speed up your system’s performance.) It
  includes such AMD features as HyperTransport
  Technology (which increases the communication between integrated
  circuits) and Cool’n’Quiet Technology that conserves power while also
  keeping the PC nicely quiet.
• Hard Drive: The large 200GB Serial ATA (SATA) hard drive (7200 RPM) offers a wealth of storage space, perfect for storing a vast multimedia collection or for editing digital video. This SATA hard drive also quickens the pace with a higher speed transfer of data—akin to FireWire and USB 2.0.
• Memory: The 1 GB of installed RAM (PC4200, 2×512 MB, 533 MHz) is enough to get you started, but you’ll want to add more RAM to handle today’s demanding multimedia and productivity suites. This desktop has a good 2 GB maximum RAM capacity (2×1 GB). Also, to receive the benefits of the dual-channel DDR2 RAM, any RAM additions require memory modules of same capacity and clockspeed.
• CD/DVD Drive: Offering the latest in DVD writing technology, this multiformat DVD/CD drive is compatible with writing both DVD+ and DVD- disc formats as well as dual-layer (DL) DVD+/-R discs, which can store up to 8.5 GB of data. It features 4x DVD-R DL Write Once, 8x DVD+R DL Write Once, 16x DVD+R, 8x DVD+RW, 16x DVD-R, 6x DVD-RW, 5x DVD-RAM, 40x CD-R, 24x CD-RW write speeds and 40x CD-ROM, and 16x DVD-ROM read speeds.
• This LightScribe DVD+/-RW
  drive lets you laser-etch silkscreen quality text and images on to CDs
  and DVDs . Your software, PC and discs work together for a no-hassle
  way to burn just the labels you want. After you burn content, just flip
  the disc over, reinsert, and burn your label—anything from a simple
  title to a full-disc work of art.
• This desktop features an
  integrated Nvidia GeForce 6150LE graphics/video card with up to 256 MB
  of shared video memory. It features NVidia’s PureVideo technology—which
  provides great picture clarity, smooth video, accurate color, and
  precise image scaling for video content—and full support for Microsoft
  DirectX 9.0 for stunningly realistic cinematic effects for all
  DirectX-compatible applications. It also offers an integrated audio
  card that can produce high definition surround sound configurable to 6
  speakers.
• 9-in-1
  media card reader on the front, compatible with CompactFlash (Type I
  and II), MicroDrive, SmartMedia, Memory Stick/Memory Stick Pro,
  MultiMedia Card, Secure Digital, and XD Picture Card
• Connectivity and Expansion Slots - three PCI slots (two available), one PCI Express
  x16 slot (available), two 5.25-inch external bays (one available), two
  external 3.5-inch bays (one available), and one internal 3.5-inch bay
  (occupied).
•  It comes with the following external connectors: 4 USB 2.0 ports (2 in front, 2 in rear),2 PS/2 ports,1 VGA monitor port, 1 line-out (front),2 microphone line-in (1 front, 1 rear)
• It also has an integrated 56K modem (V.90) and an RJ-45 LAN network port (for a 10/100 Ethernet connection to networks and DSL/cable modems)
• The pre-installed Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 is essentially Windows XP Professional Edition with a variety of tools to help you to create, organize, and enjoy digital media ranging from music to home movies to photo slide shows. It also comes preloaded with Microsoft Works (for working with word processing and spreadsheet documents), Symantec Norton Internet Security 2006 (with 60 days of LiveUpdate), Sonic DigitalMedia Plus, and HP Photosmart Premier for digital image editing and organizing.

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“So, rich American! You work for me now!”
“Um… you know I’m a Oliso TG800 Auto-Lift Iron, right?”
“Yes, just like in that movie about the rich American who can build weapons. And now you are mine!”
“I am. You bought me. I hope my anti-drip system serves you well.”
“Step out of that suit, Mr. Anthony, and face me like a man!”
“There’s no suit, buddy. I’m an iron. I keep your clothes from wrinkling.”
“Do not play games with me, you… Man-Iron !”
“I’m not playing games. I’m not a man. I’m just an iron.”
“But… your hand-lasers… your shoulder missles…”
“Buddy, I got a spray and maybe you can select ‘Steam’ as an option, but that’s it.”
“I curse you, Man-Iron! You have defeated me!”
“You’re really not very good at this.”
“I will unlock the technology one day, Man-Iron! And when that day comes, it will be a day… YOU RUE!”
“Okay, well, if you get wrinkled before then, check back, I’ll be here automatically shutting off.”
“CURRRRRSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“Okay! Keep on keepin’ on! Sheesh. I don’t understand how people always
mistake me for that other guy. I wonder if Blackie Lawless has this
problem?”

Warranty: One Year Oliso Warranty

Features:

• Touch activated handle tells the iron when to lift or lower it’s feet
• Pivoting power cord keeps it safely out of the way
• Automatic shutoff after 8 minuets if in vertical or horizontal position, or 30 seconds if tipped over
• Anti-drip system
• Non-stick and electronically controlled soleplate
• Spray
• Fabric selector
• Dry/steam selector
• 1440 Watts

In the box:

• Oliso TG800 Iron
• Users Guide
• Small Bucket

Dyson DC07 Cyclone! The power of science defending the Earth! When the Unclean Menace arises to attack the earth, Dyson DC07 Cyclone is there!

Seven teenagers, picked for their gifts and bathed in pure SUCTION POWER!

Root Cyclone, master of the cyclonic separation! Able to remove dirt from air without a filter!

Reversable Wand, able to extend fourteen feet high while still upright and stable!

Certified “Asthma” Friendly, a rich kid who used to chase thrills until he was expelled, now works with the Dyson DC07 to release 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe!

Brush Bar, able to protect delicate floors and rugs!

“Easy”
Empty Bin, a happy-go-lucky clean and hygienic gambler… with a focused
mind, aimed towards nothing but ways to disgard dirt!

Clear Bin, his brother! Honest, transparent, dependable!

And Princess, the girl! When danger strikes, these seven become Dyson DC07 Cyclone! 99.97% of evil which is larger than 0.3 micrometers stands no chance!

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Features:

• Suction power – 250 airwatts (constant)
• Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air with out using a filter.
• Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens.
• Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC07 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe.
• Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
• Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps.
• Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags.
• Reversible Wand – Wand and hose extend 14 feet for stair and high-reach cleaning while the vacuum reminds upright and stable.
• Auto-Adjusting Height – Adjusts automatically to your floor type.
• On Board Tool Storage – Brush, stair, and crevice tools store on the machine.
• 31 foot power cable
• 44 foot reach
• 0.89 gallon bin capacity
• 19 pounds

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There drew he forth the brand Excalibur,

3-in-1 Kitchen master, o’er him, the winter moon

Brightening the unshred cheese, ran forth

And with fresh battery did grate keen against the blades

Haft twinkled with diamond sparks

Noting that the thing was bloody loud. He gazed so long

That both his eyes went blurry and in his mind

All he did see was cheese. At the last it did seem

Better to leave Excalibur 3 in 1 Kitchen Master concealed

So strode he with his shred before the King.

Then spake King Arthur to Sir Bedivere:

‘Hast thou performed me mission which I gave?

Where is my compliment to the cheese I hast?”

And answer made the bold Sir Bedivere:

“Are thou a lolcat? Talkest we not so pompously!”

But it was Caturday, indeed, and also they were in a poem.

So true did Bedivere return a second time

Into the kitchen, paced beside the stove

And gathered he the Spice Grinder Attachment

Taking peppercorn for the wishes of his king

And grinding, clouded with his own conceit,

Yet reading still the warning on the box:

“Thou Shall Not Use The Kitchen Master Near Explosives,

Nor Highly Flammable Materials, Nor Gas, Nor Flame,

Nor When In The Shower.”

And marveled he then at why that last bit was included

And strode back slow to his Idylling King.

Then spoke King Arthur, gobbling peppered cheese:

“Hast thou opened the wine yet?”

Quickly rose Sir Bedivere, and ran

And took the Corkscrew attachment in his hands

And placed it on a bottle, fresh, of liking to himself

And to his king, most likely, as best as he did know.

But not champagne nor sparkling wine, as they are not

Recommended for the Excalibur to open

Though no man may ever know why.

Sir Bedivere returned to his king with wine

And question made King Arthur as he drank:

“Were the Six AA batteries included, Bedivere?”

Sir Bedivere hung his head with shame for they were not,

But Arthur laid no blame upon his head,

Because his bold knight had done well by him,

And not used the Excalibur 3 in 1 Kitchen Master in the shower.

And they did sit in silence then

Two men at the final moment of an age most glorious

With cheese and pepper in their beards

Somewhere far off, pass on and on, and go

From less to less and vanish into light.

And the new sun rose bringing the new year.

Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur

Features:

• Battery powered kitchen tool to grate cheese, open wine bottles, and grind spices
  
• Cordless operation, work on 6 AA batteries (not included)
  
• Grind spices, grate cheese, or open a bottle of wine at the touch of a button, good for people who are disabled
  
• Motor rotates left and right

In the box:

• Excalibur 6277BK Motor
  
• Spice Grinder
  
• Cheese Grater
  
• Corkscrew Bottle Opener

Look at that smile. Just look at it! Don’t pretend you can’t see that smile. That’s the happiest Motorola H350 Bluetooth Headset we’ve ever sold. And why? Because it knows it’s going home with you!

It’s going to mute YOUR calls when the boss asks why you’re not at work. It’s going to work up to 30 feet away from YOUR
compatible Bluetooth phone when you’re trying to convince your kids
that you’ve got a satellite uplink to the Justice League. It’s going to
be YOUR wire free life that you stop tripping over when you wake up first thing in the morning in desperate need of coffee.

Look at that smile. Just look at it! That’s the happiest Motorola H350 Bluetooth Headset we’ve ever sold. Can you disappoint a smile like that by saying no? You’re not that selfish. Not you.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• One button for placing and receiving calls and two buttons for adjusting volume/mute
• Bluetooth 2.0 compatible
• Enabled with Enhanced Data Rate (EDR) to help conserve battery life
• Up to approximately 10 hours of talk time
• Up to approximately 200 hours standby time
• Mute and 3-way calling
• Works up to 30 feet/10 meters away from a compatible Bluetooth-enabled phone
• Dimensions: 59×28 x 19 mm (2.32×1.10×0.75 in.)
• Weight: 17 g (0.60 oz.)

In the box:

• Motorola Bluetooth H350 headset
• AC Charger
• Quick Start Guide

When we see books or TV shows about World War I flying aces, it always makes us wonder: How do you get good at something when failure means death? Sure, after their 20th kills, Richthofen and Rickenbacker had all kinds of practice. By then, like Ken Jennings in his fifth week on JEOPARDY!, they were seasoned pros facing untested n00bz. The n00bz had maybe studied tactics or something, but they weren’t battle-tested—and how could they have been? The battle test is pass/fail.

Think about that when you take this sweet RC plane out for its inaugural flight, and dash it to shards on the unyielding surface of the church parking lot.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Product size: 25” x 31 1/2” x 7 1/8”
  
• Wingspan: 31 1/2”
  
• Fuselage Length: 24 1/3”
  
• Motor: Ferromagnetic #180 +
  
• Screw Propeller- D180 Propellor Transmitter Equipment: 2-channel super heterodyne equipment
  
• Frequencies: 27.120/26.975 MHz
  
• Colors: White
  
• Battery type: Nickel hydrogen
  
• Battery Voltage: 7.2
  
• Charging time: 3 hours
  
• Run time per charge: 5-10 minutes
  
• Control distance: 600 Feet
  
• Material: Kt board
  
• Function: Forward, turn left & right
  
• All-up weight: .55 Lbs.
  
• Box size: 33” x 5 1/3” x 10 1/2”

In the box:

• Fuselage
  
• Wing Assembly
  
• Transmitter
  
• Ni-MH Battery Pack
  
• AC Charger
  
• Spare Propeller
  
• Rectifier Cover
  
• Screwdriver
  
• Screw
  
• Silica Gel
  
• Copper Set Nut
  
• Bearing Mat
  
• Flag
  
• Manual

Aww, poor baby! Your iPhone crashed? You mean you marched along with the pied marketing pipers and paid way too much for a first-generation product? You mean you didn’t realize that you were being used as a lab rat? You didn’t think that a big corporation would take your money for something that hadn’t been totally debugged?

Pardon us while we wipe away a tear.

Of laughter.

Now, if you’ve still got anything left on your credit limit after that bad decision, let’s see what we can do about setting you up with a Palm Treo 600 Unlocked SmartPhone. No, it can’t do everything an iPhone can do, and it doesn’t have Bluetooth. But we can say that nobody will be able to hack it, and it’ll probably still work a month from now.

Don’t worry – you’ll be able to browse the web and check your email and use Palm OS apps. You can do your texting with a full QWERTY keyboard built right in to the phone. It’ll work with your AT&T account, but Verizon customers can also use it. Even with an SD card (not included), it won’t hold as many MP3s as the iPhone, and it doesn’t play video. But you can make phone calls on it. Some of us still think that’s an important feature in a phone.

Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Unlocked for use with your existing GSM 850 MHz, GSM 1800 MHz, GSM 900 MHz or GSM 1900 MHz service provider and SIM card. Note: This phone does not come with service or a SIM card.
  
• Treo 600 combines a full-featured mobile phone and Palm OS organizer with wireless applications like email, text messaging, web browsing and even a digital camera
  
• QWERTY keyboard makes entering text and accessing information fast and familiar-perfect for messaging and a must have for email
  
• Take a picture or share images with others via email-you can even attach a photo to a phone number so you can see exactly who’s calling with Picture Caller ID
  
• Because Treo 600 runs the popular Palm OS, there are thousands of applications you can download and use

Specifications: 

• Backlit, 160 x 160 pixel color CSTN display with 3375 colors
  
• 144 MHz Texas Instruments OMAP ARM processor.
  
• 32 megs of RAM with 24 available to the user. Palm OS 5.2.1H.
  
• Size: 4.4 x 2.4 x 0.9 inches.  5.9 oz.
  
• Built in speaker.
  
• 16-channel MIDI polyphonic ring tones.
  
• Supports alarm sounds, LED alert and vibrating alerts.
  
• 1 MMC/SD slot supporting SDIO.
  
• Rechargeable Lithium Ion battery. Not user replaceable.
  
• Software: Palm OS 5.2.1H.
  
• Address Book, Date Book, Clock, To Do List, Memo Pad and Advanced Calculator.
  
• Blazer web browser 
  
  
• GSM/GPRS (AT&T/Cingular, T-Mobile and others): 850/900/1800/1900 MHz world phone.
  
• Camera: VGA 640 x 480 camera (.3 megapixels)
  
• No SIM card included, you must use your own or activate through your preferred carrier

Rating: 1 Posted By: hpmoon
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Link

The offer suggests it’s targeted and postcard recepients only are eligible, so YMMV on getting the 10% off any point redemption.

Just like the last offer (10,000 points for making a certain amount of purchases), it’s not clear how you get registered just from logging in via the link above, but it worked for me the last time around, so hopefully this is an easy bonus.

Rating: 0 Posted By: munmun
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Received email for 99 cents Kid’s Meal at Souplantation with One Regular-Price adult meal.

Kids 12 and under.
Beverages not included.
One coupon per child per paying adult.
Not valid with any other discount/coupon.

Expires August 10, 2008

Coupon for 99 Cents Kids Meal

There doesn’t appear to be any restriction on days of the week coupon can be used.

Enjoy!

Rating: -2 Posted By: ahlex
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Stolen from SD, hopefully this is not a repost here
Click Here to get the AD

There are a lots of goodies in the AD and there are some PM opportunities as well.

Rating: 0 Posted By: DrummerJoe
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This is Western Digital’s rebranded version of Arcsoft backup. Normally you need to purchase a WD external hard drive to get this, but it works with any external or internal drive.

DO NOT LINK DIRECTLY TO THIS FILE. PLEASE COPY AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR BROWSER:

http://support.wdc.com/download/mybook/MyBook1UB.zip

Rating: 0 Posted By: DaddyDog
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As stated in the title

Link

Specs are decent, but not hot enough for hard core gamers. Still, it’s a good price for a reputable manufacturer on a screen of this size, and free shipping.

god money i’ll do anything you ask
god money although i can’t commit a whole lot of cash
god money but if you want me to wirelessly connect
your PC and your Stereo what the heck

HEAD LIKE SOME DOUGH
RCA AUDIO
CONNECTORS YOU NEED
AND THEN YOU CAN GO
SEND WIRELESS BEAMS
YOUR MUSIC EXTREME
YOU NEED LINE OF SIGHT
BUT IT’LL SOUND KEEN

bow down and make up to four zones
it transmits all around your home
bow down with 2.4 GHz
you’ll hear your music wirelessly

god money one transmitter connects
god money to two receivers what did you expect
god money play your ipod on your stereo
god money three different channels, whoa

HEAD LIKE SOME DOUGH
RCA AUDIO
CONNECTORS YOU NEED
BUT WIRES YOU DON’T
CAUSE THEY’RE IN THE BOX
YOU’RE READY TO ROCK
JUST PLUG IT ALL IN
AND PLAY THAT NEW NIN

bow down and keep your head down please
this thing needs line of sight you see
but still to play an mp3
it’s a good solution you’ll agree

BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONE
BUY ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

Warranty: 2 Year Soundcast

Features:

• The Soundcast Audiocast lets you turn your PC into a music server.
• Simply hook the Audiocast transmitter to the headphone out jack on your computer
  and send your recorded music files to the Audiocast receiver that is attached to
  your music system, wherever it may be in your home.
• You can use two receivers with each Soundcast transmitter so that you can
  create two separate music zones in your home.
• You can connect two
  Audiocast transmitters to the same music source – then you can make a four zone
  system.
• Connects your PC/Mac/MP3 player wirelessly to an audio system that is up to 150 feet away
• Uses 2.4 GHz wireless FHSS technology to send the audio signal to the receiver
• 1
  transmitter can connect to 2 receivers to create a 2 zone audio system.
  You can also connect 2 transmitters (connected to the same audio
  source) to 4 receivers for a 4 zone audio system
• Transmitter is compatible with any device that uses a 3.5mm audio out put jack
• Receiver is compatible with RCA (red and white) connectors
• Bypasses DRM restrictions because you are playing audio directly from your PC, Mac, iPod, or MP3 player
• Has 3 different audio channels to broadcast on
• Dimensions: 6.8×2 x 3.5 inches (W x H x D)

In the AudioCast Transmitter box:

• Transmitter
• Power Adapter
• Audio Cables

In the AudioCast Receiver box:

• Receiver
• Power Adapter
• Audio Cables

Rating: 0 Posted By: EzTargut
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Link

Intel Quad Cores @Newegg
free 3 day shipping

2x$10 gas cards at chevron. Gotta get that techron.

Rating: 0 Posted By: MISTERCHEAP
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Cigar Sampler

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Searched for this but didn’t see it

Ripped from SD

Process worked for me today. Pricematch can work for various things at Ritz Camera. I got the Nikon 55-200 VR today for $160 Shipped. Basically, pricematch (to cameraaddicts.com)through online chat at RitzCamera.com. Camera Addicts may not be all that reputable, but Ritz Camera is. Best Price on Pricegrabber is $208.

The pricematch was pretty easy. Just took some time, because of the online chat. If shot down at first disconnect and try again. I got mine match first try though so it shouldn’t be too hard.

Best price offered for the following items:

Nikon D40 w/18-55 kit (CA price $326) - $461.60 (did not order)
Nikon Speedlight SB-600 (CA price $168) - $196.86 (did not order)
Nikon 55-200 VR (CA price $160) - $160 (I did order this)

mycin @ SD said:It appears that Ritz Camera’s pricematch policy occasionally works. Basically this deal entails using their Live Chat support system in order to pricematch to Cameraaddict’s price of $170.00 shipped. Apparently, Ritz has a bottom line price implemented into all of their prices for pricematching purposes, i.e., the lowest price they will possibly go regardless of how low a competitor is selling it for. In the case of the 55-200 VR lens it is $179.00.

So, all you have to do is go to www.RitzCamera.com. Click on the live chat button on the top left of the screen, wait till you’re connected to a representative. Just tell them you’d like to pricematch stock item# 541531257 to CameraAddict. Then just give them the link to the item as follows:

http://www.cameraaddict.com/viewproduct.aspx?id=3616251

They should come back with a counteroffer of 160 is our bottom line price, would you like to place the order?” I’m sure you can figure it out from there… (it seems that not only are they willing to pricematch CameraAddict, but I also found that they will pricematch www.thenewconnection.com which also has unusually low prices).

I’m sure this will probably work with other items too, including camera bodies, higher-end lenses, etc.

Takes a bit of work but for $89.99 off their retail price of $249.99 for this lens, it’s not a bad deal.

P.S. I did this at nighttime, I’m not sure if that makes a difference. Another good site I found for looking up low prices to use for pricematching is www.lowpricedigital.com

Addendum: Some deals are better than others, i got their bottomline price for the Nikon 70-300 mm VR which is $491.75 shipped, that can be had for $479 on Amazon. However, for the Nikon 18-200 mm VR their bottomline is $667.36 shipped compared to Amazon’s price of $679, saving a few bucks. Seems like 55-200 mm VR netted the best bottomline so far as that sells for $225 shipped on Amazon, which means a savings of $45.

Rating: 0 Posted By: wizze1
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I was at Target yesterday, and they had the Rose Art 24 pack of crayons on sale for .17 each pack. The sign on top of these crayons says .24 each, but I saw another smaller sign with the crayons that read .17 each. I took them to the scanner and sure enough they are .17 each. The Crayola crayon’s sign says that they are either .34 or .35 cents each but they ring up at .24 each 24 pack.

In case anyone needs to buy a lot of crayons, the prices at least at my Target were less then the large sign that they had over them. I bought 20 packs so I can bring them to Costa Rica and give them to the schools that REALLY have nothing. I usually look for the steals on school supplies, and buy several and donate them when I go on vacation to the schools that are REALLY in need. It doesn’t take much money at all, and it is sooo worth while.

Hope these prices will help any teachers, parents or others who are in need.

They also had a 6 pack of elmers stick glue advertised for $1.00, but they had ran all out, and gave rainchecks, as this is a great deal as well.

Rating: 0 Posted By: skipyves
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Currently on sale at $119.99 minus $20 Mail-ln RadioShack Prepaid MasterCard which bring the price down to $99.99.

Free Ground Shipping for any order over $25 or ship to store.

link

Rating: 0 Posted By: BigBoyMichigan
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Gardner-White is sponsoring a blood drive on Thursday, July 31, 2008 from 2:00 to 7:30 p.m.at the following four locations:

SE MICHIGAN LOCATIONS
Canton/Plymouth: 39453 Ford Rd., Canton
Macomb/Shelby Township: 45300 Hayes Rd., Macomb Twp.
Sterling Heights/Warren: 4400 E. 14 Mile Rd., Warren
Waterford: 4945 Dixie Hwy., Waterford

As a token of our appreciation, all participants will receive a $50 gift certificate good on your next purchase at any Gardner-White.

http://gardner-whitefurniture.cmail5.com/e/472375/sllc614/

Rating: 2 Posted By: Truckeelocal
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1080P with HDMI, 3ms, 800:1 Contrast, 500 cd/m2 brightness

ViewSonic 28″ WUXGA

Rating: 4 Posted By: munmun
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Received an email from Trump Taj Mahal for 2 Complimentary Tickets for Tom Jones this Weekend!

Dates:
Friday, August 1 @ 9pm
Saturday, August 2 @ 8pm

Ticketmaster Link
Use Promo Code TICKET
2 FREE tickets with $1.50 Ticketmaster Fee (darn those fees!)

or call
Ticketmaster at 1-800-736-1420 and use promo code: TICKET

Enjoy!

Rating: -2 Posted By: seifkhaled
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I found this website selling scooters and running the following offers:
10% off Coupon
Free shipping
buy 2 get one free for the electric models X-360 and X-500.

Link to the website

Link to the X-360

Link to the X-500

Good Luck

Rating: 0 Posted By: PatrickBateman
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Rock Bottom Golf has the Nickent 3DX Square Driver for $69.99. I’ve never used Nickent’s driver but I have their 3 and 4 3DX hybrids and they are great. Use code RMNRockHead for free shipping.

Mens righty

Mens Lefty

Ladies

Rating: -1 Posted By: nyichiban
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I did a search and did not find anything under “refurb 1tb” and “refurbished wd 1tb” so hopefully it’s not a repost. Geeks.com is carrying this drive for 139.95 and using WDTB code you get free shipping. Here is the drive: Click Me

Rating: 0 Posted By: hereforadeal
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Panasonic TH-50PZ77U Plasma HDTV - 50″, 1080p, 16:9, 1920 x 1080, EZ Sync, S-Video - FREE SHIPPING at CompUSA

Link

Phil! Phil! Wake up! We need to talk! Your mother and I have
been talking, and what are you doing with your life? You’re out all
hours, running around, with these, with these hipsters. What kind of
way is that to live?

Dad, you just…you don’t get it, or
something. Being an iPod Dock is, like, what I do. I don’t – I don’t
want to be a record player or something. I want to play MP3s from
dock-connecting iPods.

Oh, I know, you love the MP3s.
Why can’t you settle down, do something for real? Sometimes you’re
white, sometimes you’re silver – it’s always changing with you. Find a
nice home theater system to join, or something, do the MP3s in your
spare time, on the side? Would that be so bad?

That’s
not me. That’s not what I want to do with my life. I’ve probably only
got, I dunno, ten more years to live, or something. Maybe less.

Well,
you’re gonna have a lot less than that if you don’t do something with
your life, let me tell you right now! Because when this MP3
fad dies down, you’ll be a bum in the remainder bins, then the
junkpile! I didn’t raise a boy with the Philips name to see him on the
shelves at the dollar store!

Look, Dad: this is for
real. What I do is for real. My oversized sound, my extreme
portability, my convenient wire storage system – that’s the future, Dad.

But you don’t even connect with any other MP3 players! Why not just add an auxiliary input? Why limit yourself just to some models of iPods?

Exclusivity agreements, probably.

Warranty: 90 Day Philips

Features:

• Portable speaker system for dock connecting iPods (no auxiliary connections)
• Titanium cone and neodymium magnet deliver sound output that’s nearly double the power of a traditional speaker driver of the same size
• Activate the Dynamic Bass Boost (DBB), and the low-end bass frequencies are electronically enhanced to achieve consistent sound reproduction, especially when the speaker volume is set at a low level
• Unplug the cable from the dock station and wind it around the base of each speaker for simple and easy storage
• Carrying pouch protects your speakers when not in use and keeps everything in one place
• Operates on battery or AC power combined with a lightweight, portable design allows you to listen to music nearly anywhere you want
• Extra wide soundstage for 3-dimensional and realistic sound, the speakers can be placed up to 70 inches apart
• Comes with iPod dock adapters so your iPod will fit securely on the base

Specifications:

• Frequency Response: 100-18 000 Hz
• Impedance: 3 Ohm
• Connector: iPod dedicated
• Operating Time: 10 hours
• Power On Indication: Yes
• Volume Control: Yes
• Battery Type: AAA, LR03
• Battery Requirement: 6 AAA (not included)
• Adaptor Type: 9V 1.5A

In the box:

• Docking Unit
• White Speakers
• Silver Speakers
• Power Adapters
• Protective Cases
• Sets of 5 iPod Dock Adapters

Rating: 0 Posted By: JazzyfromCO
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Preorder Death Cab for Cutie’s “Narrow Stairs” on VINYL at insound, $15.99

* free silkscreened poster
* insound20dcfc for 10% off (courtesy of dcfc blog)

figured it was a good deal for those interested.

Shipping is $2.99

My total AC was $17.xx

Oh, no, Helen, that’s not what happened. What happened was… oh, hold
on just a second Helen, Pamela just walked in. Hi, sweetie, how was
your day?

GOD MY LIFE IS OVER THANKS TO YOUSLAM

Did
you hear that, Helen? Did you hear how she treats her mother? No,
nothing’s wrong really, it’s just a case of the teenagers. She’s mad at
me because I got her these new Sennheiser MX70 Sport
Earbuds. Oh, yes, they’re wonderful, neodymium magnets and everything.
And they’re sweat resistant, even though she gets mad at me when I say
that too. She likes this boy in her class-

MOM GOD CAN’T YOU STAY OUT OF MY LIFESLAM

-okay,
well I guess I can’t tell you that she gets worried about this boy
thinking she’s all sweaty so why don’t we just say the Sennheiser MX70 Sport
Earbuds are water resistant. And they’re rugged too, and ergonomic. She
can just throw them in her lunchbox and not have to worry.

MOM IT’S NOT A LUNCHBOX IT’S A PURSE GOD YOU’RE SO STUPIDSLAM

Do you hear how she talks to me? Yes, she’s mad because apparently her little friends are into Merciful Manson or Sisters of Marylstein or Rammson or whatever they’re calling that music-

GOD DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING MOMSLAM

-and
so they all have to have everything the same shade of black, and she’s
afraid they’ll tease her about the bright green. No, the Sennheiser MX70 Sport
Earbuds are perfectly nice, just not the color she wanted. Honestly,
were we this bad? If you ask me, it’s all these video games and the
online. Oh, Pamela, honey, don’t eat any cake, we’ll be having dinner
in a half hour.

GOD STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MESLAM

Helen,
I really should go now. Listen, I’ll call you soon. Hope I’m not being
too “controlling” or anything! Really, you read about parents who can’t
let go, I can’t wait for college to start!

MOM I’M RIGHT HERE I CAN HEAR YOU IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME GODSLAM

Helen, can I ask you a personal question? Do you think my house has too many doors?

Warranty: 2 Year Sennheiser

Features:

• Powerful neodymium magnets for balanced, detailed sound reproduction
• Ergonomic design delivers optimum fit and comfort during sporting activities
• Rugged earphones and cable
• Sweat and water resistant
• Magnetic surfaces, for easy storage
• Flexible carrying case and cable clip for c