WWWoundup: Nuclear Puke Monsters Destroy City!

Busy, busy, busy. No time for small talk. Plenty of time for small links, though.

• If you've always wanted to hear a middle-aged Maori woman warble out songs by AC/DC and Elvis over crude MIDI backing tracks, then let me introduce you to Wing.
• Some button-printing company accidentally saddled Barack Obama with an unfortunate running mate.
• This is your surfer dude on meth. Any questions?
• One foreign innovation our fraternities could use: the vomit sink.
• I guess it's a widely-known photo, but I'd never seen this mushroom cloud cake before.
• Typography can be scary, too. Just look at these type-based horror movie posters.

Four O'Clock Flash: we have met the gigantic mohawked monster stomping the town into rubble, and he is us. City Smasher is rudimentary but fun.